(You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon When)
Taken for the official home
page.
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You want to dress up like a
Sailor Scout for Halloween.
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You name your cats Luna and
Artemis.
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You make your own variants on
their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Palmolive Bubble Blast!".
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You get invited to a wedding
and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".
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You start thinking it's strange
that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.
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You tear apart a perfectly good
floppy disk, just so you can throw the little round disk inside, around
the room, while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!".
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You're working with Lotus 1-2-3
and just before hitting the enter key you shout "Spreadsheet Calculating
Activation!".
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You buy a lathe purely for the
purpose of making a quality moon wand.
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You ask the people at Jergens'
Jewellers for the Silver Moon Crystal.
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During a thunderstorm you keep
shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash!".
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You set up a .wav file to play
Serena's transformation music whenever your computer reboots.
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You run around screaming "Moon
Healing Activation!" for no reason at all.
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Everytime a new establishment
opens near you, you get suspicious and wonder if its a trick of the Negaverse.
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You take a look at your life...
and decide you should be more like Serena.
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You go down to your local arcade
to attempt to contact Central Command.
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You sing the theme song in the
shower.
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A while back you were found
in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum hat jumping up and down and shouting
"Jupiter Thunder Clap Zap!".
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You carry a hard-plastic rose
in your jacket... just in case.
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Your friends start talking about
something boring like Melrose Place, you start to think: "What would Zoycite
do in this situation...?".
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No one is looking, you sit down
in front of the fireplace and attempt to ask the spirits some questions.
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You get a crecent moon tattooed
on your forehead.
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You are depressed that your
cat has never started talking and offered you mystical powers.
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In even a minor crisis, you
hear that Tuxedo Mask guitar riff.
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'Sailor Says' has changed the
way that you live your life. You now :
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1) Eat your vegetables every
day.
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2) Help your parents around
the house... though you moved out 8 years ago.
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3) Keep a positive self-opinion
like Sailor V.
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4) Plant a tree every time you
see the environmental episodes.
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5) Work as hard academically
as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury.
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You can't seem to ever get the
theme song out of your head (even in your dreams).
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You almost got fired cause your
boss came by while you were writing a 15 page post to alt.fan.sailor-moon.
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You aspire to be Tuxedo Mask
but end up being Tuxedo Melvin!
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You see too many similarities
between you and Serena.
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You start talking like a valley
girl for no particular reason.
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You shout "Mercury Calculus
Integration!" in math class.
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You turn on the Cartoon Network
to see Popeye the Sailor Scout. (hmmm... how would that go? *sing* "I'm
Popeye the Saaaiiilor Scoooout.....").
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You wish you were a 14 year
old in Tokyo, going to Crossroads Junior High School.
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You can't eat Spaghetti and
Meatballs, without breaking out laughing!
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While using your word processor,
you shout "Spell Checking Activation!" or "File Saving Power!".
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You nickname your computer Amy.
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You take an old doorknob and
pretend it's your very own Imperium Silver Crystal.
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You are hungry, and you wish
Lita could come over to your place and cook for you.
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You petition your local school
board to introduce sailor schoolgirl uniforms.
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You only get 31 points on your
test, but you feel good because you have 1 point more than Serena got.
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Your parents say 'go get a job',
and you think, "okay, I'll be a Sailor Scout, or maybe I'll work in an
arcade..."
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You are looking for a date,
but are only interested in girls who have long blonde hair and always wear
a red ribbon in it.
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For no good reason, you run
around giving speeches, followed by silly gestures and ending with, "In
the name of the moon, I shall punish you!".
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Your two big thrills during
the day are watching Sailor Moon and reading the alt.fan.sailor-moon newsgroup.
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You sit in class and wish that
you could be at home playing with your Sailor Moon dolls.
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You are stuck on school homework,
and you wish you had Amy's phone number or Email address.
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You feel embarrased, you picture
yourself with a "teardrop" on the back of your head.
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You watch copies of Sailor Moon
over and over and over...
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You make a tape of the Sailor
Moon songs and listen to them on the way to school AND cry during 'My Only
Love' and cheer at the end of 'Carry On', out loud on the bus!
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Your notebooks have more Sailor
Moon doodles than notes!
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Your friend who is ALSO a Sailor
Moon freak says, "I think YOU've been watching too much Sailor Moon!".
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You're disecting cats in Anatomy
class and you can't stop thinking of Luna and Artemis.
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You pretend that your sick just
so you can stay home from school and watch Sailor Moon.
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You tie a small penlight to
your index finger and shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash".
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You buy a copy of every show
ever made of Sailor Moon, quit your job, and decide that your new makeshift
24-hour Sailor Moon channel is all that you need to live.
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You start wondering if Sailor
Moon might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about
the moon and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really
been life on the moon.
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You get into a fist fight, but
before your first swing you take the time to say..."In the name of the
Moon, I will punish you.".
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You're eating M&Ms and you
associate each color with a different character from the show.
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Yellow = SailorMoon
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Red = SailorMars
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Blue = SailorMercury
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Orange = SailorVenus
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Green = SailorJupiter
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Brown = Tuxedo Mask -And once
you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died
in "Day of Destiny" (green-blue-orange-red-brown-yellow).
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You kidnap your neighbors black
cat, and paint a crescent moon symbol on its forehead.
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You think that, with practice,
you too will be able to jump 18 feet into the air.
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You start taking the scouts
into account while drawing up your plans for world domination.
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While in chemistry class you
decide to design safety goggles that look just like Darian's mask.
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While watching a videotape,
when it gets to a commercial, you yell "Fast Forward Activation!"
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You have long arduos debates
about whether or not there is a Sailor Scout for that possible tenth planet,
Khyron.
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While having dinner at an Italian
restaurant, you think you see Serena, out of the corner of your eye. After
checking, it turns out it was just a waiter carrying a plate of spaghetti
and meatballs.
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The electricity goes out, you
light a match and shout "Mars Fire Ignite!"
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You get one of those little
bubble toys and blow bubbles at people while shouting "Mercury Bubbles
Blast!"
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Seeing a thermometer freaks
you out because it has mercury in it, and you can't stop thinking that
it's Amy's Blood!
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You spend hours scrutinizing
your forehead to see if you might have a Moon symbol on it.
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Your dream wedding dress looks
exactly like the Moon Princess's dress.
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Even your parrot or parakeet
knows the theme song by heart.
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You own 2 VCR's. Just in case
one fails during taping of the show.
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You do Sailor Scout poses to
warm up for your aerobics classes.
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You have an official Sailor
Moon pillow, and you're 26 years old!
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You buy a new ZIP disk drive,
just so you have a place to store all of the Sailor Moon pictures and sound
clips you have downloaded.
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You spend evenings at your local
Mensa group, seeking a girl named Amy.
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Everyone looks at you for yelling
"Mars.. fire.. Ignite!" right before the artificial volcano errupts at
the Mirage hotel in Las Vegas.
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You strap an antenna to your
head and stand outside during thunderstorms with your arms crossed over
your head, hoping to be struck by lightning.
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You can't pick up a rose without
having the temptation to throw it at someone.
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You get caught in Wal-Mart buying
Sailor Moon dolls, and make up some lame excuse like, "It's for my little
sister/daughter/niece...".
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You sell everything you have,
and move to Japan. In hopes of finding the Sailor Scouts.
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Someone tells you, "You act,
look, or sound, just like Sailor Moon". AND you take it as a Compliment!
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Your girlfriend thinks you like
Sailor Moon more than her.
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Your girlfriend thinks you like
Sailor Moon more than her. AND SHE'S RIGHT!
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You steal head bands from your
sister and throw them at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
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You are attacked by an intruder
while sitting at your computer, so you grab your mousepad and throw it
at him while yelling "Moon Mousepad Magic!".
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You develop a sudden attraction
to girls with blue hair.
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You set your house on fire,
in hopes that the spirits will talk to you.
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You see your mom, who looks
exhausted, and wonder if her energy has been drained.
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You get the reference to all
of these.
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You've been watching too much
Sailor Moon??? There's no such thing as watching too much Sailor Moon!!!
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You hang upside-down from your
feet, in an attempt to stretch your legs so you can look more like Sailor
Jupiter.
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You'd rather watch a repeat
episode of 'Sailor Moon', than watch a new episode of 'Friends'.
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You consider having plastic
surgery done, so you can look more like Rae. (note: This only applies to
Michael Jackson:)
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You can sing along to the Japanese
theme song, and you don't even know Japanese!
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You are reading this web page!
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You have come back to read this
web page more than once!
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You dress in blue, dye your
hair blue, and wear blue contacts, just to be as cute & cool as Amy.
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You submit a request to the
people in charge of the local bell tower that it should play Alan's flute
song as part of it's noon repitoire.
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You use Sailor Moon posters
as your wall paper in your room.
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You call up every toy store
in town, asking if they have a floating Luna ball.
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Just before a test you stand
up, point at the test paper and shout, "On behalf of the moon, I will take
this test!"
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You like Sailor Mercury so much,
you've stopped taking showers and now only take bubble baths.
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You voluntarily go around calling
yourself "Muffin".
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You decide where to go for vacation,
based on whether or not they might sell Sailor Moon merchandise there.
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You carry around a bunny backpack.
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You can get up at 5:30 am to
watch Sailor Moon, but can't get to a 1:00 pm class on time.
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You grab a car key and start
yelling at it to take you back to the time of the moon kingdom.
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You cut your hair short and
dye it blue, in hopes that it will make you smarter.
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You start thinking of which
one of your friends is most like one of the Sailor Scouts.
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You start saying "Sail..." and
your friends roll their eyes, thinking 'not again!'. Even though you *could've*
been about to say something like: "Sailing sounds like something that I
might like to do sometime."
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As you are writing down the
word "determination" you realize that Mina's name is hidden inside it.
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Instead of liking Fridays (like
everyone else) because the week is finally over, you hate them because
it means no Sailor Moon for TWO WHOLE DAYS!
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You change your DOS prompt to
read "C:\>Type here, Meatball-head!"
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You get personalized license
plates that say something like "SLR MOON", "SLR MARS", "TUX MASK".
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You try to suppress "bad" emotions
so that you don't help out the negaverse.
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You look up at the night sky
and see the moon, and you can't help but think of Serena.
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You see a blue Mercury (car)
driving down the street and wonder if Amy could have designed it.
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You try to picture what married
life will be like with your fiance, But all you can imagine is what life
would be like married to Serena.
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You try to convince your Internet
System Administrator, that your email address should be changed to "princess@moon.kingdom.com".
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One morning when you don't want
to go to school so early, you go outside and yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!"
In hopes that the insuing fog will cause a two hour delay.
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You take classes to learn Japanese,
just so you can watch the original Japanese episodes of Sailor Moon.
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Your friends and family ask
you to see a psychiatrist, to talk about your Sailor Moon 'fascination'.
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You wish that you were an anime
character, so that you could meet the Sailor Scouts face to face.
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You go out and buy a black cat
and name it Luna.
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You celebrate the Scout's birthdays.
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You suddenly become suspicious
of any store offering huge discounts, believing it to be a Negaverse trap.
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While in Astronomy class, you
are asked "What are the two closest planets to the sun?". Without hesitation
you answer "Amy and Mina".
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You start to think about...
anything. And it always seems to turn into something to do with Sailor
Moon.
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You try to diagram the scouts'
speeches in English class.
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You refuse to join an exercise
club for fear that Jadeite might actually be behind it.
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It's the only reason you get
up in the morning!
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You constantly pester your boyfriend
to where a Tuxedo so you can fantasize he's actually Tuxedo Mask.
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While watching a concert, you
suspect all the flute players are aliens summoning cardians.
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You nearly break down and cry,
when your alarm doesn't go off, and you miss an episode of Sailor Moon.
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You've actually done some of
these!
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You hang your Sailor Moon doll
from your cars rearview mirror.
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You hang a Sailor Mars doll
from your cieling fan!
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You only have muffins for breakfast.
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Everytime you write a 4, it
ends up looking like Lita's symbol.
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While playing a card game, you
suddenly throw down a card and say "Cardian King of Spades, come forth!"
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Your e-mails 'signature' file
quotes Sailor Moon episodes.
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To get a boyfriend, you try
pointing your finger at him and saying "Venus Love Chain Encircle!".
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Your laughter begins to sound
just like Serena's in 'Sailor Moon Says'.
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In crowded places you start
to sing the Sailor Moon theme song, in hopes of finding a fellow Moonie
in the crowd.
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You know what a "Moonie" is.
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You ARE a Moonie!
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You are constantly trying to
recruit people into watching Sailor Moon.
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You start to act like Serena
-always late for school, never doing homework, crying all the time.
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You collect all of the Sailor
Moon trading cards.
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You print out this whole "You
Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon When" page, to show it to your friends...
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You plan on naming your first
child "Serena".
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You spend hours watching Sailor
Moon, frame by frame in an attempt to learn all of Sailor Moons hand movements.
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You talk and the words don't
syncronize with your lips.
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You plant a rose garden, in
hopes of attracting Tuxedo Mask.
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You actually *wake up* when
your (oh-so captivating) chemistry teacher starts talking about Uranium,
Neptunium, and Plutonium and how they were named after the respective planets.
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You sign the online petition
to keep Sailor Moon on the air.
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You sit down and write a hand
written letter, to help keep Sailor Moon on the air.
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You've developed Serena's "sloth-like
sleeping habits", and are proud of it.
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You would rather have the Silver
Imperium Crystal, than all the diamonds in the world.
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You apply for a job as a writer
in Japan because a couple of people liked your Sailor Moon fan-fiction
story.
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You lose sleep over whether
or not Serena and Darian are going to get back together.
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You see a Ferrari and wonder
if it's Neflyte driving.
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You're in the summer olympics
as a discus thrower, and your secret weapon is... saying "Moon Tiara Magic!"
as you make your throw.
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You suggest Sailor Moon to be
the theme for your next dance.
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You wear red star earrings,
just like Raes.
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That guy you can't stand suddenly
becomes irresistible all of a sudden just because he called you "Meatball
head".
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You can't remember what the
acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for but when you see "YKYWTMSMW" for the
very first time, you say without thinking "Oh... You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon When!"
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You start calling a girl you
like "Meatball head", saying things like "Are you stupid or just plain
lazy?" or "I'm not worried, I know your gonna fail" because you KNOW this
is the way to win her heart.
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You overhear someone talking
and think they're saying "Sailor Moon" every third word.
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You try to grow a Doom tree.
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You spend hours looking at the
moon, through your telescope, looking for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
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Whenever your friends need help,
all you do is stand there, shout out Tuxedo Mask's/Moonlight Knight's inspirational
speeches and then leave.
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When shopping for clothes, you
ask yourself "Now what would Darien wear?".
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You shell out seven bucks for
a poster of the solar system because it has the symbols for all the planets
on it.
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You throw a party and only serve
hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry,
muffins, cherry pie and weight gain bars.
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You read the above line and
say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire
off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.
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You are known in school as "The
Sailor Moon Weirdo".
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You make your own Sailor Moon
web site.
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You do extensive research on
the aerodynamics of a tiara.
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You actually begin to like Molly's,
Laurie's and Catsy's voices.
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You grab every pen you come
across, hold it up in the air, and shout "Disguise Power! Turn me into
a beautiful princess!".
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You keep calling Nintendo, asking
when they are going to release the "Sailor V" video game.
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Your choir teacher says "Now
give me lots of energy!" and you can't get over the thought that he might
be from the negaverse.
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You can fit Sailor Moon into
ANY conversation.
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You have dreams about Sailor
Moon.
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You can name any episode title
from the number or vice-versa instantly.
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You have every episode on tape.
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You carry around a mini tape
recorder and play Tuxedo Mask's theme music whenever you enter a room.
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You check the yellow pages,
looking for the local Shinto Temple.
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Your Mother is constantly threatening
to break your Sailor Moon CD because you play it too much.
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You join the navy just so you
can dress like a Sailor.
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Before booting up your computer
you say, "Moon Computer Power!".
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You have to move to another
city, and your main concern is, 'Will the local TV stations play Sailor
Moon?!'.
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While driving a car, every time
you turn on the headlights, you shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash!".
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You single handedly try to bring
all the Sailor Moon fans at your school together, to form a Save Our Sailors
letter writing campaign.
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You spend more money on Sailor
Moon merchandise than you do on food.
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Every time you hear Aerosmith's
song "Dude looks like a lady" you can't help but think of Zoycite.
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You are afraid that your math
teacher is draining your energy, because you always get so tired in math
class.
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You can name off all of the
Sailor Scouts, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.
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While reading Shakespeare's
'King Lear' in english class, you see the line "It is the stars. The stars
above us govern our condition." And you wonder how Shakespeare knew Nephlyte.
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You try to talk your girlfriend
into letting her hair grow 5 feet long, and doing it up in 'Serena style'.
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You are a Master of Sailor Moon
Trivia.
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You talk to your cats, and you
think they talk back.
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On a hot day, you go outside
and shout "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
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You're watching a lunar eclipse,
and you are worried that Serena might loose her powers.
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You try training your cat to
do somersaults in hopes of getting a magical item.
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You get really excited that
one of your YKYWTMSMWs made it onto this list.
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You draw spirals on the lenses
of your glasses, in hopes it will make you smarter.
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While purchasing Sailor Moon
items the sales-clerk asks "Oh, Is this for you're little sister?" and
all you can do is stare blankly as if you didn't understand the question.
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You try to figure out how to
tell friends and family that the name you gave your white colored cat just
isn't cutting it after several years and you are changing it to Artemis.
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You get a big static shock from
your t.v.-set. And you are convinced it's Sailor Jupiter trying to get
out!
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You take the time to write e-mail
to serena10@hotmail.com to send possible suggestions for this page.
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Your parents tell you that you
can't watch Sailor Moon anymore because you are obsessed with it.
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You really wish that you had
one of the Sailor Scouts powers so you can scare off the bully at school.
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You have been called to the
school counseling office and they ask you if you are really stressed out,
cause you have been known to scream Sailor Moon sayings at people when
you are mad.
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Your favorite candy bar is the
Mars Bar
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You really want a Tiara so you
can look like Sailor Moon.
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You would actually wear a Tiara
in public.
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Someone calls you a Sailor Moon
Freak, and you take it as a compliment.
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You use this YKYWTMSMW web page
as a check list to see just how much of a Sailor Moon Freak you are.
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You have a chart on your wall
showing how many people you have converted into Sailor Moon fans.
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You decide that if Sailor Moon
goes off the air you will move to Japan.
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You have Sailor Moon sheets
on your bed.
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You talk to video games at your
local arcade trying to make them believe you're really Luna. ie: "This
is Luna. password: Kitty stalks by moonlight."
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You take it upon yourself to
create a Sailor Moon board game.
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You play with dolls of the Sailor
Scouts.
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You start renaming all of your
friends after different Sailor Moon characters, whether they like it or
not.
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The only reason you go on-line,
is to view Sailor Moon web sites.
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You wear a Moon Princess dress
to your prom.
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You wear a cape, top-hat, and
carry a rose to your prom.
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You can play Alan's flute music
on your own flute.
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You dream of Darian, instead
of your boyfriend.
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You dream about one of the Scouts,
instead of your girlfriend.
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You attempt to 'transform',
whenever someone picks on you.
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You try to put out fires by
yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
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You throw birthday parties for
each Sailor Scout.
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You sit in Trig class and write
Sailor Moon fanfiction stories instead of learning about the Law of Sines.
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Whenever you turn on a light,
you shout "Light...bulb...ILLUMINATION!!!"
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You get angry because your YKYWTMSMW
contribution didn't get posted on this page.
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Someone calls you meatball head
and you take it as a compliment.
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You learn to carve so you can
make your own Moon Wand.
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You learn to cut glass so you
can make an Imperiam Silver Crystal to put on your Moon Wand.
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You use your Moon Wand to try
to heal anyone in your class you think might have been turned evil by the
Negaverse.
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You plan on trying to become
an astronaut. Just so you can travel to the moon and search for the ruins
of the Moon Kingdom.
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When in french class, you hear
someone say the french word for March, which is Mars. And you lift your
head up for a moment, but then go back to sleep, disappointed that Raye
wasn't really the topic.
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You start calling good looking
guys "hunkmiesters".
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You can't figure out why the
roses you just bought, won't stick in the wall when you throw them.
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There's no Sailor Moon video
game in your local arcade, so instead you play 'Street Fighter Alpha 2'
using the character 'Sakura' so you can pretend she's Sailor Moon.
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Instead of getting Sailor Moon
withdraw symptoms on just the weekends, you get them on weekdays too. They
start about 1 hour after you finish watching the days episode.
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You fail a test at school because
you can't concentrate on anything except Sailor Moon, and you don't even
care because it makes you more like Serena.
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You call (818) 785-0791 and
join that kinda-lame Sailor Moon Fan Club, just so you can tell everyone
that you are a member of the club and they aren't.
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You are dishing out Lots of
Money, to get subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon.
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You see a Trix cereal commercial
and your first thought is "The lemoney lemons look like crescent moons."
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It no longer bothers you that
you are 20 years older than the Sailor Moon target audience.
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You make up your own episodes
and watch them in your dreams.
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Once every week, you do a search
for "Sailor Moon" on one of the net search engines just to keep up on the
constantly growing number of Sailor Moon web sites.
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You are extremely jealous of
anyone who is lucky enough to be named, Darien, Serena, Rae, Amy, Mina,
or Lita.
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On a bad hair day, you grab
a pen and shout "Disguise Power! Make my hair short and stylish!". Who
needs a salon, when you have the pen?
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If the power goes out, you sit
and pray that it will come back on in time for your VCR to tape Sailor
Moon.
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You are banned from Toys R Us
for coming in every day and asking when the Sailor Pluto, Neptune, and
Uranus dolls are coming in.
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You have to pay for extra disk
space on your server to accommodate your Sailor Moon web site.
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You've decided not to go to
the college that gave you a scholarship, because they don't teach Japanese
there.
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You decide there has to be a
way to get to a parrallel universe where Sailor Moon exists and you're
going to be the one to find it!
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You force the guy at Blockbuster
Music to order the Sailor Moon soundtrack even though he first assured
you it didn't exist.
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You are leaving on vacation
for a week. You ask a friend to pick up your mail, water the plants, etc...
and OF COURSE tape Sailor Moon for you.
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You won't play cards anymore,
because you keep having visions of cardians jumping out of them and attacking
you.
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Your physics term paper is on
the aerodynamic properties of roses.
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Every time you go into an arcade,
the first thing you do is look for the new Sailor V game.
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While at a school dance when
some guy tries to cut in on your girl, you respond by throwing the rose
on your lapel at him.
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Your ideal wife would be one
of the Scouts.
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Your ideal husband would be
Tuxedo Mask.
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You try to cure your hiccups
by saying "Moon Healing Activation". note: Starfox actually tried this
the other night. Though it didn't work too well for him. It came out as
"Moon Healing Acti (hic) vation"
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You're a total klutz and everyone
makes fun of you for it. You don't mind because it makes you feel more
like Serena.
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You buy Sailor Moon video game
cartridges from Japan, but can't play them right because you can't read
Japanese. Yet you still love to play them.
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You realize that your video
game controller is shaped just like a crescent moon.
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It seems like your computer
is on 24 hours a day because you are continually downloading Sailor Moon
files.
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Any time the slightest thing
goes wrong, you sit down and start to cry like Serena "Whaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa!"
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You mail order the Sailor Moon
playing cards, and don't even care that the shipping and handling costs
more than the cards themselves.
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Every night before a big test,
you go to an observatory and consult the stars for the answers.
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You place a personal ad in the
paper. 24 year old single male seeks young woman that has short blue hair
and is good with computers.
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You get a job as a janitor at
DIC headquarters. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate
the DIC corporation and learn all the inside secrets you can in preparation
for your hostile takeover, to acquire the rights to Sailor Moon.
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You find yourself saying "As
if!" constantly.
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You join the Girl Scouts, just
so you can call yourself a SCOUT!
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You have a locket (just like
Serenas moon locket) specially made for you.
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On the back of your school notebooks
you draw the sign of Jupiter and write "Jupiter Power" in a circle around
it. When the kids at school see this they laugh at you. So you cross your
arms over your head and shout, "Jupiter Thunder... CRASH!". Which only
causes them to laugh at you even more. But, you really don't care, because
YOU are also laughing at THEM because they don't know what they're missing
by not being Moonies!
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You force your History teacher
(who's going to Japan) to sit through an hour long lecture on Sailor Moon
(including charts, diagrams, and color pictures) so she'll be prepared
for her trip.
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Your biggest worry about your
upcoming vacation is whether or not your VCR is going to actually record
Sailor Moon like you programmed it to.
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Shinto temples have hired guards
to keep you out.
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The Sailor Moon voice actors
have restraining orders against you.
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You start comparing your ex-girlfriend
with Queen Beryl.
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You're in the mall with some
friends and you see some really tacky jewelry and you say "Only Queen Beryl
would wear something like that." You then proceed to receive strange looks
from all of your non-Moonie friends.
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Whenever anyone criticizes the
show, you stand up and yell "I will triumph over evil! And that means you!"
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You get banned from an anime
mailing list, because you will only talk about Sailor Moon.
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You feel true love for the first
time in your life. Problem is, it's for a Sailor Moon cartoon character!
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You dump your girlfriend because
she takes up too much of your Sailor Moon viewing time.
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You buy the Sailor Moon CD.
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You look at 4 stores before
you find the Sailor Moon CD. And when you finally spot it, you can't help
but to let out a shout of joy!
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You dream about Serena dying
and wake up with tears streaming down your face.
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You cried when Sailor Mercury
was leaving for Germany, and cried even more when she decided to stay.
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Someone teases you about liking
Sailor Moon and you no longer get mad. Instead you just pity them... For
they know not, what they are missing.
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You can look up in the sky and
point out the home planet of your favorite Scout.
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"Wicked Cool" is suddenly your
choice statement.
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You take baths with your Sailor
Moon dolls.
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You join all three of the Sailor
Moon mailing lists... and read each and every of the 200 messages a day
you get.
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You dump a plate of spaghetti
and meatballs on your friend's head, to prove to her that she really does
look like Sailor Moon.
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You actually managed to convince
your boyfriend that the show is cool.
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You become insanely jealous
of Tuxedo Mask.
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You cried when Nephlyte died.
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You wonder if those two ravens
you spot outside will lead you to a Shinto temple and a dark-haired girl
wearing a kimono and sweeping the front steps.
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Whenever you're feeling down,
you just listen to the Sailor Moon CD and you feel better.
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You stick a glow-in-the-dark
crescent moon sticker on your cat's forehead, then stare at it for hours
hoping your cat will attempt the Luna-mind-meld.
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Every time you see someone who
you think looks odd, you tell your friends "I'm getting wierd vibes from
him!" just like the scouts.
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You wake up, and can't remember
anything about the previous day. You conclude that you must have fought
a fierce battle with Queen Beryl and won.
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You run out of hard drive disk
space because of your overwhelming Sailor Moon files. To free up some space,
you decide without hesitation to erase Microsoft Office 95, instead of
touching any of your precious Sailor Moon files.
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You wake up during the night,
just so you can write down new ideas that came to you in your dreams, for
this YKYWTMSMW list.
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You hear your teacher say something
about 'SOS', and you think 'Hey! My teacher signed the Support Our Sailors
petition too!? Cool!'. But, then you realize she was just talking about
morse code for help.
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You take your black cat to the
arcade(even though it clearly says NO PETS), make the cat tap on the game
machine, then you play a taped message of Luna's "Kitty stalks by moonlight..."
password phrase from your mini-tape recorder in an attempt to bypass security
protocol and to contact Central Command.
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You print up Sailor Moon fliers,
and leave them in phonebooths, on parked cars, etc... in hopes to recruit
more Sailor Moon fans.
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You paint your laptop computer
blue and put the mercury symbol on top. Then you go around telling people
that Sailor Mercury let you borrow her computer.
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You sit in class all day dreaming
about Sailor Moon.
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You are convinced that your
teacher is Queen Beryl.
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You have pictures of Sailor
Moon for your wallpaper in windows.
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You personally spend hours developing
a Sailor Moon expansion set for the popular card game 'Magic: the Gathering'.
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You have collected so many Sailor
Moon items that your room begins to look like a Sailor Moon merchandise
wharehouse.
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You see (TM) beside a trademark
and you think to yourself "Why is Tuxedo Mask's signature on that item?"
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You wonder how much money it
would take to buy DIC and get everything translated.
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You use your computers CD-ROM
drive more for listening to the Sailor Moon CD, than for playing computer
games.
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You start up a Sailor Moon fan
club at school.
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You spend 3 days of your 4 day
trip to Japan, just buying Sailor Moon merchandise.
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You're standing next to a hot
tub at a spa, and when someone turns on the bubbles you freak out because
you think its Sailor Mercury trying to communicate.
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You wear your new Sailor Moon
T-shirt as much as possible. You only wash it by hand, because you don't
dare put it in the washing machine in fear that the picture will crack
and fade.
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You start wondering what you
will do when you get all the episodes taped, then you scold yourself for
thinking such a thing. You've been planning this for weeks, your gonna
put all the episodes in order and have a party where you watch 32 and a
half hours straight of Sailor Moon!
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You start feeling really bad
and wonder what's left for you in life just because you've seen all the
episodes they've shown in North America and can't imagine waiting until
September for new ones (IF they even play them!).
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A friend ask you 'Who would
be your ideal mate?', but you have trouble figuring out a way to tell him
your ideal mate is a cartoon character.
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You're introducing a serious
presentation or lecture, and you suddenly hear the words coming out of
your mouth, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"
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Whenever you're in a hurry,
you tell your friends, "Let's book it!"
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You get insanely jealous when
someone says that they're more of a Moonie than you are.
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Your girlfriend thinks that
Sailor Moon is driving you apart, but you think it's improving your relationship.
To prove so, you start singing 'My Only Love' to her, and she just melts.
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Whenever you play 'freeze tag',
no matter what, you always freeze doing a Sailor Scout pose.
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You read this YKYWTMSMW list
and you were able to check off more than 100 things you have personally
done.
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The only Sailor Moon t-shirt
you can find is for someone 10 years younger than you, but even though
it's way too small, you buy it anyways.
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You use the schools color laser
printer to print out Sailor Moon pictures, under the guise that it's for
a school project.
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You hear about a Mighty Morphin
Power Rangers live show, and you start polishing your tiara for some "action".
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You redecorate your room to
look just like Serenas.
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You are watching Star Trek reruns,
and when Captain Picard says "engage" you are vaguely disapointed that
he did not say "WARP DRIVE ACTIVATION!"
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You no longer say 'goodbye'.
Just "I'm outie!".
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You think of 'Sailor Moon Says'
as a 65 step program to a better life.
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Your power goes out, right before
Sailor Moon is suppose to come on. And you sit in front of the blank tv
screen for half an hour in disbelief... frustration... anger... and overwhelming
sadness.
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You use Sailor Moon character
names, as handles in irc chat rooms.
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You know that CD's are tough.
But, you wonder if you may be wearing out your Sailor Moon CD by playing
it 10 times every day.
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You blow 3 months allowence
in 45 minutes in a China town comic shop, on Sailor Moon merchandise.
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You listen to the Sailor Moon
CD for so long that even your cat knows the songs by heart.
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You talk to a tree, and when
it doesn't reply, you think it needs more energy.
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You get depressed because you
aren't a Sailor Scout.
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You carve your own transformation
wands and lockets and try and transform into a Sailor Scout.
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You chop down all the trees
on your property, for fear they might grow into Doom Trees.
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You choose your friends by whether
or not they're Moonies.
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You think your hair looks much
better ever since you started using the Sailor Moon shampoo you found at
the local Japanese grocery store.
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You try and cram your size 6
womens feet into the size 2 girls Sailor Moon sneakers you bought, because
that's the biggest size the sneakers come in.
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Every time you hear the word
'Sailor', you yell out "Moon!"
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You think you see Elvis chatting
with Sailor moon in the local 7-11.
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You get stuck in rush hour traffic
and yell "Moon Scepter Elimination!"
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You're seeing a psychiatrist
about your Sailor Moon addiction, and end up getting him hooked too!
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You buy blue sunglasses, hoping
that they're actually Sailor Mercury's VR Visor.
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You can do very convincing impressions
of any Sailor Moon character.
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You throw a costume party in
the middle of summer. Halloween is too long to wait to get a chance to
dress like Sailor Moon!
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You actually consider trying
some of the ideas on this YKYWTMSMW list.
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You throw CD's at people while
yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
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While playing chess, you are
disappointed when your opponent doesn't freeze a little each time they
lose a piece.
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Monotonous sounds like an engine
humming or water dripping are starting to sound to you like the rhythm
of the Sailor Moon theme song.
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You cry every time you listen
to "Only a Memory Away".
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You keep looking for the Sailor
Moon CD to show up on the top-10 chart.
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You are the only girl in your
High School with a Sailor Moon backpack and Sailor Moon coinpurse. And
are proud of it.
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Every time you see a cute guy,
you say "He looks just like my old boyfriend!"
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You have constant debates with
your Moonie friends about whether Rae or Serena is actually better for
Darian.
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You moped around for weeks after
Darian dumped Serena. And got even more depressed when Rubeus dumped Catsy.
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Your principal considers the
hard plastic rose you carry with you a concealed weapon.
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You have watched your taped
copies of the episodes, so many times, that you are in constant fear of
the tape breaking.
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EVEN your Moonie friends think
YOU watch too much Sailor Moon!
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You ask the ice cream vendor
for a popsicle in the shape of a crescent moon.
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You sew little cresent moon
patches onto all of your clothes.
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You send a script you've written,
to Paramount Studios for a live action Sailor Moon movie.
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You run around wrapped up in
sheets pretending your the Moonlight Knight.
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You even know the names of all
the Negaverse monsters.
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Your mom changes her name to
Serena, just to get your attention.
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