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(You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When)

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You have a framed picture of Serena or Darien in your room.

Your little brother starts bugging you, so you say, "O.K., Sammy, You're crusin' for a brusin'."

You start talking to your Sailor Moon posters, and you figure that the reason they don't talk back is that they were made in Japan, and probably don't speak English.

You refuse to be seen in public without a red bow that keeps your five foot long blond hair in the perfect position.

You get withdrawal symptoms from Sailor Moon -not just during the weekends, -not just during the night, -not just an hour after the show, -but during the commercials!

You wake up one morning and are shocked to see you don't have eyes the size of hard-boiled eggs.

When someone says, "I hate our President." and you say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Sailor Moon."

You get frustrated because you can't fit into the clothes your Sailor Moon dolls wear.

At midnight on New Year's Eve, while everyone else was singing "Old Lang Syne", you were singing "It's a New Day".

Your favorite Rap artist is (wicked) Coolio.

While in Science class you happen to be studying genes and chromosomes and you ask your Science teacher; "How can two parents who have black and blond hair have a child with pink hair?" Your moonie friends eagerly await the answer, while the rest of the class thinks you're weird.

Every calendar in your house has the Sailor Scout's birthdays marked on it.

Whenever your parents throw a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry for being late. But, I had Sailor business!"

You actually begin to worry, when Serena asks before the opening credits, "Can the Sailor Scouts survive???"

You use this list to convince your parents that you are not the only Sailor Moon fanatic out there.

After a week long trip to Japan, you're stopped at Japanese customs because they think you're trying to deprive Japan of all the Sailor Moon merchandise.

You think you are the eleventh Sailor Scout... Sailor Earth! The long lost sister of Darien.

You are unable to commune in enough real ways with the Sailor Scouts, so you do the next best thing and commune with Luna... by eating cat food.

You go to the movies to see "Mars Attacks", expecting it to be about Rae having gone berserk and started attacking people.

You call the AT&T Interpreter Line and ask them to translate your Sailor Moon episodes from Japanese into English.

You plan on getting into the Guinness Book of Records by collecting the most Sailor Moon merchandise.

You destroy all the sweaters in your house, then later realize that they were cardigans.

You're hoping to see a "Save Our Sailors" commercial, during the Super Bowl.

You have a Lysol can with a sticker that says "Evil be gone!" on it.

You think your Step-mom is Queen Beryl in disguise.

You wonder when the Negaverse will try to steal energy from the Energizer Bunny.

You think the Golden Arches of McDonalds seem to have a resemblance to Serena's hair.

After seeing the movie 'Mars Attacks', you go back to the ticket counter and ask for your money back. When asked why, you say "Because it was falsely advertised. Sailor Mars wasn't even in it!

While walking down a city street, you notice a woman with a ponytail, and can't help but wonder.....

Instead of making a Snow Man, you attempt to make a Snow Serena.

You refuse to get a new bed, since your Sailor Moon sheets wouldn't fit it.

When you heard the news that Sailor Moon is returning to U.S. television, you nearly fainted with joy.

It's 1997 and you're still eating Strawberry Pop Tarts!

Your walls are covered with so many Sailor Moon posters, that you have no room for your new 1997 Sailor Moon calendar.

You put out birdseed hoping to attract Rae's ravens, Phoebos and Demos.

You consider it GOOD luck if a black cat crosses your path.

While watching Evita, you think you see Tuxedo Mask instead of Che (Antonio Banderas).

After going through a $30 color ink cartridge in one day, your parents forbid you from printing Sailor Moon pictures on the printer.

You think that Sailor Moon could be the key to World Peace.

You find it impossible, yes IMPOSSIBLE to move when Sailor Moon says "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"

Since Rae is your favorite Scout, you feel obliged to have your favorite football team be the Baltimore Ravens.

You plan on throwing a combination graduation/Sailor Moon party in early June, to celebrate both your graduation from high school and the return of Sailor Moon to the U.S.

You get frustrated when you get a YKYWTMSMW idea and before you can even type it up, you see it's already on the list.

You think the song "Fire Woman" by The Cult was written about Sailor Mars.

You've been to so many Sailor Moon web sites that now when you see the start of each show, you could swear that you see the following fine print on the TV screen: "This episode best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher".

When you heard that Sailor Moon was returning to the U.S. this Summer, you were elated! When you heard that it might not return to your area, you were crushed!

You wonder why there were not any Sailor Moon dolls in the movie 'Toy Story'.

You have the complete line of Sailor Moon coloring books. You color in them every night. And you just happen to be 21 years old!

Instead of saying 'May the force be with you', you say 'May the Moon Prism Power be with you!'

You have a favorite Sailor Scout, but have a dream about a different one, then wake up feeling guilty.

The toy store just called to tell you that you need to pick up the Sailor Moon merchandise that you ordered, because it's blocking the entrance.

You start to see a resemblance between cotton candy and Rini's hair.

You freak out with joy every time Mara updates this YKYWTMSMW page! :)

Any time any of your Moonie friends offers to buy any of YOUR Sailor Moon stuff, the response is always the same. They end up getting bubbles blown in their face and post-it notes stuck to their foreheads while you, grabbing your quality homemade Moon Wand with "doorknob" Silver Imperium Crystal and pointing it at them, proceed to shout COSMIC MOON POWER at the top of your lungs hoping to blast them to moon dust, for even THINKING about asking you to sell your precious Sailor Moon stuff.

You get frustrated that this YKYWTMSMW page only refers to episodes from the English version of Sailor Moon and not all the original episodes from Japan.

You throw random quotes from Sailor Moon episodes into every conversation you have.

You start a petition in your area, of people who want to save Sailor Moon, and deliver it in person to your local TV station, while dressed as a character from the show!

As a result of your ongoing quest to find Luna, you are in the Guinness book of world records for owning the most black cats.

You try to convince your grandfather to give your new boyfriend karate lessons.

You think that Yakko and Wakko should say, "Helloooo Scout!"

You attended the premier of the re-release of "Star Wars" in Hollywood, and Carrie Fisher sure seemed puzzled as to why you kept calling her "Meatball-Head".

You think that cute boy in band who plays the flute is an alien, just because his name is Alan.

Every time you ride a bus, you expect to be attacked by some sort of Negaverse monster.

You could swear that you saw Luna and Artemis in the musical "Cats".

You try to talk your grandfather into starting a temple.

After you finally work up enough courage to ask a store clerk if they have any Sailor Moon merchandise, you get really steamed that she's never even heard of it.

You haven't gotten your hair cut in months, because you want to grow it like Mina's.

Your friends barely recognize you without your red bow.

You buy 3 boxes of Sailor Moon valentine cards and send them to everyone you know.

You expect every blonde girl you know to have a white cat named Artemis or a black cat named Luna.

Your excuse for not doing your homework is "But Serena doesn't do hers!"

Instead of playing cops and robbers, you play Scouts and Negatrash.

You buy your girlfriend a musical Moon locket for Valentines day.

You ask your parents to have another child, in the hope it will be a boy and he will be named Sammy, just so you can be more like Serena.

You burn your tarot cards, thinking they are actually Cardians.

You're afraid to make shadow puppets, for fear that you might accidentally create one of the Seven Shadows.

You would do anything for a fellow Moonie.

You start dating a guy just because his name is Greg.

You notice similarities between Serena and Sabrina (The Teenage Witch)...

1) They're both teenage girls.

2) Their names are very similar.

3) They're both blonde.

4) They both have talking black cats.

5) They both have special powers.

You never worry when you get in a fight with someone, because you KNOW Tuxedo Mask will appear in the nick of time to save you.

After he doesn't and you've been beaten up, you try to use "Moon Healing Activation!" on yourself.

You eat 5 packs of skittles, in an attempt to form a Rainbow Crystal inside of you.

You wonder if RAYBAN sunglasses are designed by Sailor Mars.

You tie roses to lawn darts and stand on your roof throwing them, while wearing a tuxedo and white sunglasses.

You think Sailor Moon should have it's own network.

You hang pictures of the scouts on the ceiling over your bed, that way they are the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning.

You're watching 'Xena: Warrior Princess', and when she throws her chakram, you wonder why she doesn't say... "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"

You are ashamed of the fact that your hair will never be as thick or beautiful as any of the Sailor Scouts'.

You walk backwards when leaving a group of your friends. Because you absolutely refuse to 'turn your back on a friend'.

Your favorite dessert is Moon Pies.

You tell everyone your boyfriend looks like Andrew, because he's a blonde with a pointy nose.

You buy an economy size bag of gold crescent moon confetti, and glue one to your forehead every morning before you leave the house.

You go to a talent show, and the first thing you do after you enter the auditorium is check to make sure you can fit under the seats. Just in case...

You and a Trekkie get into a fight about the future of Earth. Will it be Crystal Tokyo or The Federation...

You track down closet-Moonies in your school and try to get them to 'come out'.

Your mom makes you cut your hair when she finds out your dad's missing golf balls are supporting your 'meatball' hairdo. (Oh well, you could always imitate Sailor Mercury now...)

You shave the hair off of your cat's forehead to see if she has a hidden crescent moon.

You start making up anything, just to hopefully see it show up on this list.

Everyday you check the movie listings in the newspaper, in hopes of finding an ad for "Sailor Moon: The Movie" Opening in theaters this Friday!

You watch "Drew Carey" before going to bed. You then have a dream about Mimi dressed up as a Sailor Scout which causes you to wake up screaming at the top of your lungs.

You think that watching Sailor Moon is the only thing that keeps you sane.

You think that watching so much Sailor Moon might make you go insane. But you don't care...

Whenever you feel faint, you say "Ah think Ah'm gonna keel ovah!"

You have done EVERYTHING on this list, and any time new YKYWTMSMW's are added, you immediately set off to do them.

You live at college, far away from your boyfriend, and you wrote more letters to TV stations trying to get Sailor Moon back on the air, than you wrote to him the entire year.

Your tennis game has become progressively worse since you started watching Sailor Moon, because all of your strokes now follow the same sequence as "Moon Scepter Elimination".

You converted 541 people to Moonies while at camp, including your counselors.

You can't leave the house in the morning without seeing at least one Sailor Moon episode.

You're afraid to take a shower, for fear of ending up like Saffron.

When someone says "You have Sailor Moon Dolls?!", you say, "No! They're Sailor Moon ACTION FIGURES".

You are convinced that the Martians from the movie "Mars Attacks" came to Earth for only one reason...to reclaim their lost princess Rae.

You are spelling 'September' and somehow it comes out 'Serena'.

You were arrested in the famous Louvre museum for placing a Sailor uniform over the Venus de Milo.

You're not allowed near any disc like object while around your friends, for fear you'll throw it at them while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"

You can paper your walls, not with big Sailor Moon posters or calendars, but with Sailor Moon trading cards!

You want to be a famous Superstar, so you try to set up a meeting with Saffron.

You are assimilated by the Borg. Soon after, Earth is invaded by Sailor suited cyborgs in a crescent moon shaped ship.

You go to school late, in hopes of meeting Serena on the way.

People make fun of you for liking Sailor Moon and they say, "You play with Sailor Moon dolls!" and you yell, disgusted by the thought, "PLAY with them?! NO WAY! I didn't even take them out of the packages! I have them on display!"

You shut down windows just to hear "Sailor Moon Says see-ya!"

You cry every time you see chocolate parfait on a menu.

You wonder what Luna and Artemis would be like after eating lots of catnip.

Sailor Moon makes you feel so good, that you think it should be classified as a drug by the FDA.

Every time you meet someone new that you like, you break out into song... "Here in you I've found a friend. You'll be with me till the end."

You buy a new 30 inch stereo TV just for the return of Sailor Moon this June.

Someone emails you with a question and the first line of your response is "Stay right there and I'll show you!"

You wish that Sailor Moon would talk to the audience more, like she did in 'So You Want to be a Superstar'.

Whenever you see a bubble bath you think Amy exploded.

You start calling your little brother 'Sammy'.

You keep wondering when Sailor Hollywood is going to show up. (She's the Scout from "Planet Hollywood.")

You take a big bite out of a sugar cookie, then you shout "Look! A Crescent Moon!"

Every time you see the hand on a palm readers sign, you automatically think... "Moon Prism Power!"

You think the old guy you saw in the mall the other day, might be Malachite, just because he had white hair.

You think doctors should start prescribing Sailor Moon as a remedy for what ever ails you... 'Watch two Sailor Moon episodes and call me in the morning'.

Your teacher threatens to take away your Sailor Moon action figure, because you were brushing her hair during class.

You think that next Christmas' hottest toy will be Sailor Elmo!

Bandai decides to put a Cardzillion card machine in your room, to increase profits.

You are the only one in your grade with a Sailor Moon lunch box and you're proud of it.

You change your phone number to 757-6666 because the letters spell out SLR-MOON.

You wouldn't think yourself insane if a black cat told you you were a Sailor Scout.

You bought three boxes of Sailor Moon valentines. Not because you have that many Moonie friends, but because you want to keep two boxes of them for your Sailor Moon merchandise collection.

You haven't taken your Sailor Moon soundtrack CD out of the CD player since the silver millennium.

When people ask you what you have done since graduating from college, you reply, "I write resumes by moonlight and mail them out by daylight."

Your new boyfriend walks into your room and says "Oh great, I'm dating a Moonie!" and walks out the Door...

You stay outside in the evening to see the moon and planets come out and then proceed to talk to them.

You don't consider yourself a true Moonie until Mara puts one of your YKYWTMSMW contributions on this web page.

As your first step in an attempt to contact Central Control, you try to teach your cat to say "I love tuna fish and field mouse pudding."

For some reason, Bananarama's song "Venus" has become one of your favorite songs...

Your teacher threatens to take away your Sailor Moon trading cards, so you whip out your trusty Moon Scepter and scream "Moon Scepter Elimination" at the top of your lungs. And you think you see him turn into Moon Dust!, when in reality he is running out of the classroom screaming "I can't take it anymore! All of these Moonies are driving me crazy! I quit!"

You take so many Japanese language courses just to understand everything about Sailor Moon, that you forget how to speak English.

A new finishing school opens up in your area, so you practice up on your Frisbee throwing, in hopes of being accepted to it.

You start sending bribes to Mara, to get her to post your YKYWTMSMW suggestions.

When the word "SAILOR" is played on the Scrabble board, you put the word "MOON" through the "O" in "SAILOR", as your move.

You get really mad when everyone considers your best friend a Sailor Moon freak, when you're the one who got her to start watching it. So, you go around screaming "I'm the freak! I'm the freak!" and you don't care how stupid you sound!

You start 'punishing people in the name of the moon' for having potted plants in their apartment, because you're afraid they might be miniature Doom Trees.

17 is now your lucky number.

Your science teacher calls you up to ask why you wrote "EVIL" next to Beryllium on the periodic table.

You get sent to the guidance counselor after explaining to your science teacher why you wrote "EVIL" next to Beryllium on the periodic table.

Whenever you hear ZZ Tops song 'Sharp Dressed Man', you can't help but think of Tuxedo Mask.

When you heard the news that there will be 17 new English Sailor Moon episodes produced, you ran right out and bought 17 high quality blank video tapes, one to record each episode on.

You think Sailor Moon should be renamed 'Serena: Warrior Princess'.

You can write a 50 page Sailor Moon FanFic, but you can't bring yourself to write a 9 page history paper.

You think Jadeite might actually be an air traffic controller.

You have framed pictures of Sailor Moon all over your room, while your diploma is in a drawer somewhere.

You get worried that because your cat hasn't given you supernatural powers that the world will be taken over by the Negaverse and everyone will be drained of their energy...

Every time you listen to the Sailor Moon soundtrack, you are yet again astounded by just how good it is.

You know how to sing the Sailor Moon theme song in 4 languages.

You notice it's less syllables to say "You know you watch too much Sailor Moon when" than "YKYWTMSMW".

You got Internet access for the sole purpose of entering a contest and winning tickets to a cruise.

You press your face against the computer screen, in hopes that the symbol of Sailor Mercury will show up on your forehead.

You always slurp your soup while at fancy dinners parties.

You have taught your white cat to wear a microphone headset, so you too can talk to Central Control.

You don't get one of these references, so you scream "Oh no! I don't watch enough Sailor Moon!!!"

You're furious at your hair for being it's length, because it isn't quite long enough to wear like Lita's, but is too long to wear like Amy's!

You figured IT out! No, not the meaning of life... How to put your hair up exactly like Serena's!!!

You hang around at computer schools, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury. Though, you'd even settle for finding Melvin.

The advertising slogan "Imagine Yourself In A Mercury" takes on a whole new meaning...

You are the proud owner of all 6 official Sailor Moon video tapes.

When you heard that Disney may make a live-action movie based on Sailor Moon, you rushed out and signed up for acting lessons, in preparation for the auditions.

You'd love to see Serena make a guest appearance on 'The Simpsons'.

While getting kicked out of the arcade for messing with the machines, You protest that you were simply "trying to contact Central Control on urgent Sailor business."

You listen to "It's A New Day" every morning.

Your friends come across a reference on this list that they don't understand, so they demand that YOU explain it to them.

You keep a Crescent Moon wand in your locker just in case your biology teacher really is Queen Beryl.

You have bought every book that has 'Moon' somewhere in the title.

You write Encyclopedia Britanica and tell them they should have an entry about Sailor Moon and the Moon Kingdom.

Your parents see Luna talk and say, "Are you aware how fake that is?" And you say, "I know, if she lives in Japan, why would she have a British accent?" Your parents leave the room mumbling, "$200 dollar an hour therapy and I get this?!"

You're afraid to go out in a row boat, for fear birds will capsize it.

You write to McDonalds requesting that Sailor Moon action figures be in the next Happy Meals.

When you see someone you haven't seen in quite awhile, you scream, "Its got to be an illusion!" and then you attempt to 'scan' them using an earring and goggles.

You check this page every day to see if your contribution made it up.

While clubbing with a fellow Moonie, you both cross your arms in front of your faces and yell "Mercury Bubbles...Blast!" every time they add more smoke to the dance floor.

You intentionally get into fights at school, in hopes that you'll get transferred to Crossroads Junior High School, like Lita.

You think a 'lunatic' is a clock made on the moon.

You think a 'lunatic' is a clock made by a black cat.

You think a 'lunatic' is someone who is crazy about Sailor Moon.

You think a 'lunatic' is a perfect description of you.

You think a 'lunatic' is a sign that Luna needs a flea and tick collar.

Every time you watch Star Wars, you subconsciously add "Silver" to the beginning of "Millennium Falcon".

You only wear clothes made out of 100% RAYon.

You want to sue Intel for stealing technology from Amy.

You run around in public with a bubble wand and a bottle of bubble formula, blasting bubbles at suspicious-looking people.

You bring your lunch to school in a little pink drawstring bag.

You go to an amusement park, and you spend the whole day riding around on the kiddie train, hoping to find Darien.

When you're talking about a girl you don't like, you say "She's such an Ann!"

You think Neflite would make a great Astrologer.

In the middle of a shower, you dash out towards the computer with a towel wrapped around you, soaking wet, yelling, "I got it! The perfect, absolute most awesome YKYWTMSMW...!!!"

Your parents want you to join the chess club, and you agree in hopes Amy might be your partner.

You plan to yell "Mars.. Fire.. Ignite!" at the top of your lungs at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, when the torch is lit.

You buy a bass guitar and learn to play it 'cause you love the riff from "Moon Tiara Magic!"

You've listened to the Sailor Moon soundtrack CD over 100 times.

You've visited this YKYWTMSMW page over 100 times.

At a school dance, you request "My Only Love" as the last song of the night.

You get banned from Toys R Us for yanking a Sailor Moon lunch box out of a five year olds arms.

You're afraid to go anywhere near a Tennis court, for fear that some Negaverse monster might turn you into a big tennis ball!

While presenting a speech in front of the entire school, you unconsciously begin with, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"

You are a total klutz at every sport, except for throwing Frisbees.

You think Neflite is waaay cool!

Every time you hear "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR, you think it's a ballad about the Negaverse.

You practice for hours at your computer, trying to learn how Amy can type sixty words per minute with only one hand.

You're on the 'It's a Small World After All' ride at Disney World, and you are afraid that one of the irritating singing dolls will suddenly introduce herself as the Dream Princess, spin her head around, and try to drain your energy with her magic apple.

Whenever you see a lion on one of those TV nature specials, you have an uncontrollable urge to jump up on the shoulders of the closest person around you.

A traffic cop pulls you over for speeding and your excuse is, you were rushing home to catch a Sailor Moon episode.

Your doorbell plays the Sailor Moon theme song.

It seems perfectly natural to you that there is now over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases on this list.

You are the one who has taken the time to compile over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases for this list. :)

You can't understand why your friend's glasses don't have spirals on them.

You throw "Moonie parties" every weekend, where you get together with your Moonie friends and watch hours and hours of taped Sailor Moon episodes.

While talking to someone, you notice that their mouths move in sync with their words, and you think that's weird.

You get annoyed that the Cardzillion Sailor Moon trading card vending machines don't take $20 bills.

Your father doesn't talk to you about Sailor Moon anymore, because after he asked you one time if the Scouts had anything at all to do with boats and you said NO, he got bubbles blown in his face after he said, "Then why are they called the Sailor Scouts?"

You think Monica Seles wouldn't have a chance against Katie Sandler.

Your best friends little sister is jealous of you, because you have more Sailor Moon merchandise than she does.

You tried to nominate Sailor Moon for an Emmy award.

You're reading this list and saying, "How'd they know I did that?"

You see a search light and think "Oh No! Rini's in trouble."

You follow the light to save her and when you find out that it was just the grand opening of a new store you are furious at the owners for tricking you.

You get sent to the principle's office for incessantly humming Alan's flute song all day long.

You think Lita will win a gold medal in figure skating, at the 1998 Winter Olympics. :) (Lita Rules!)

You write about Sailor Moon for your college admissions essay and actually get accepted.

Whenever you play 'hide and seek' you yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" in an attempt to confuse whoever is 'it'.

You walk into a pet shop and ask the shop keeper if they have any talking cats with crescent moons on their heads.

You have joined all the ballerina groups you could find in your city, but you have also quit them all because they didn't have outfits like Catsy's.

You go to an anime convention looking for some new Sailor Moon trading cards to buy, but discover that you already own them all.

You insist to your friends that ALL Jedi Knights are evil, just because Jedi Knight sounds like Jedite!

Relatives you don't remember come over, so you lock your room to stop them from ransacking it looking for the Silver Crystal.

You are studying prisms in class and your teacher makes the mistake of asking you what kind of prism he is holding up. You stand up calmly and scream "Moon Prism... Power!" and you start to transform...

You think you're turning into Serena because you always seem to be reading comics books, when you're suppose to be studying.

Your name is on the first page of the SOS petition signatures.

You're afraid to ever work at a construction site, for fear of being attacked by a swarm of butterflies.

You've taken to calling squirrels 'furry tailed rats'.

You hope that NASA discovers new planets so there can be new Sailor Scouts.

When you first heard of the possibility of a Sailor Moon live action movie being made, you immediately called your local theater in an attempt to reserve a ticket.

You buy a magic 8-ball for the sole purpose of asking, "Will Serena and Darien get back together?"

You threw your magic 8-ball at the wall because it said, "Definitely No".

You begin to see the Scouts' symbols in the clouds.

You get asked "What is Sailor Moon?" and you just stare blankly like you had just been asked where the sky was.

You paste a picture of Lita next to the word 'cute' in the dictionary.

You play Alan's flute song for the school talent show.

You spend an hour on the phone with your grandmother trying to convince her to buy you a Ferrari just like Neflytes.

You fall down the stairs in the morning while carrying your prized Sailor Moon coffee mug, and land in a heap at the bottom, one arm stretched feebly up in the air, desperately clutching your coffee mug (regardless of the fact that you have broken several bones, and spilled hot coffee, the mug's okay, and that's what's important!) You then require numerous reassurances from the nice people in the ambulance that there hasn't been a power outage, and yes, your VCR will still tape Sailor Moon.

You were faced with a serious moral dilemma, when Rae used her powers to win two free cruise tickets.

Whenever you put a piece of bread in the toaster, you always point your finger at it and shout "You're Toast!"

You think learning how to sweep, is the first step in becoming Sailor Mars.

You purposely trip and fall in front of a cute guy, in hopes of getting a date with him.

Whenever you hear the song "Orinoco Flow" by Enya, the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part becomes "Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon".

You plan on suing MAD Magazine if they ever do a Sailor Moon satire.

Your teachers know this YKYWTMSMW list by heart, because they've taken your printed copy of it away from you numerous times, when you were reading it in class.

You actually wish that your boyfriend would break up with you in the middle of a rainstorm under a pavilion.

The only reason you ever go shopping is for Sailor Moon Merchandise.

Ever since you heard that Geena Davis will be playing Queen Beryl if the proposed Sailor Moon live action movie is made, Queen Beryl has become your new favorite Sailor Moon character.

You can't wait till Summer gets here, so you can wear your new swimsuit, complete with 4 yellow bows.

Your psychiatrist ask you if you could get him a copy of this Sailor Moon show that you're always talking about.

When your mother asks sarcastically why there isn't a Sailor Sun, you calmly look at her and say, "Because Luna hasn't found me yet."

You have long debates with your friends as to whether or not Amy would beat "Deep Blue" at chess.

You hang on to the side of a huge cliff, taking pictures of the sunset, in hopes of meeting Neflite.

During your trip to Las Vegas, you began to grow very nervous. The reason?... Everywhere you look, left and right, you see one thing: Cards. (Where's a good flute when you need one?)

You marry a person who's last name is Moon, then join the navy.

You and a King Arthur fan get into a fight about the past of the Earth. Camelot or the Silver Millennium...

Every time you feel weak, you climb a tree and stay there for hours, expecting it to give you some energy.

You consider the day that you first watched Sailor Moon, to be the most important day of your life!

A simple candle flame reminds you of Sailor Mars.

You watch The Empire Strikes Back, and when Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, you immediately think of what Queen Beryl did to Jedite.

Your Sailor Moon posters are starting to seep into the hallway.

You go to dozens of doll shows, searching for a doll made by Mika Cassidy.

You start to dot your 'i's with little crescent moons.

Instead of counting the days until the end of school, you count the days till the new Sailor Moon episodes come out.

Simply put... Sailor Moon is your life.

You spend hours wondering if Amy's hair color is natural or a dye job.

When you heard the news that USA Network will begin showing Sailor Moon on June 9th, you thought you were going to 'keel ovah!'

At the end of the school year you have to take a suitcase to school in order to reclaim and carry all the Sailor Moon stuff your teachers have confiscated from you.

You wonder why the Dark Side in Star Wars isn't called the Negaforce.

You refer to your room as Sailor Moon headquarters. Your younger sister refers to your room as the Sailor Moon store. Your parents refer to it as the Twilight zone. Your friends don't refer to it at all, because they refuse to enter.

Your teacher can recognize your "Sailor Moon Day-dreaming" face.

You refuse to ever become a swimsuit model, for fear that you'd end up disappearing.

You absolutely refuse to let anyone by the name of Peter Fisher, photograph you.

You wonder if they'll ever make Beanie baby cats named Luna and Artemis.

You believe that on June 9th a million new Moonies will be born.

After being subjected to having her name changed to Luna, getting a crescent moon tattoo, and your attempts to teach her how to do backwards somersaults and say "kitty stalks by moonlight", your cat runs away. But your not worried because you know Hercules will rescue her and bring her back.

You wish you could find a girlfriend who is special enough to take a Sailor Moon lunch box to high school.

You write David Letterman to ask him to do a YKYWTMSMW top 10 list.

You've turned on your TV, set it to the USA Network, and are sitting in front of it, patiently awaiting June 9th.

The pencil you're using is getting pretty short, but instead of getting a new one, you just write Neflites symbol on it, expecting it to grow.

You can't find Luna, so you buy a purple cockatoo instead.

You know what episode that is a reference to.

You paint your car red and park it outside of an animation studio, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury standing on the roof when you return.

You start calling the solar system, the Sailor System.

The only e-mail you get is from fellow Moonies.

You break down and cry when the store near you runs out of Mars Bars.

You take the time to read all 4+ pages of this YKYWTMSMW list.

You see a black cat in someone's yard and wonder "Does Serena live there?"

You get cable, for the sole purpose of getting the USA Network.

Whenever you happen to look up at the night sky, you can't resist yelling out, "The stars know everything!"

You hang out at the local Ferrari dealer, hoping to find Sailor Mercury standing on top of one of the cars.

When your teacher asks you to name the first five planets, you uncontrollably burst out into the Sailor Moon Theme song.

You see one of your entries on the list and start screaming. When your parents ask what's wrong, you shout, "I'm an OFFICIAL Moonie!"

You post Sailor Moon fliers on telephone poles all over your city.

You call your local University asking them if they offer a course on Sailor Business.

At a jewelry store, when you are asked what kind of chain you would like with the pendant you just bought, you reply, "a Venus love chain!"

You rip your diploma out of its frame, so you can have a picture frame to display your Sailor Moon fan club certificate in.

You joined the Navy, then the Girl Scouts. You are now the first actual Sailor Scout.

Your friend exclaims "Cest la vie" (Such is life) and you're thinking "Sailor V" what?

You do your '5 most influential people in history' report on the Inner Scouts and add Tuxedo Mask, Rini, and all the villains for extra credit.

Afterwards, you end up in the office explaining your report... "Hey, the Silver Millennium was a very important time!"

You wonder when they are going to add a Sailor Moon ride at Disney World.

You have a portrait of Sailor Moon painted on the hood of your car.

Your mother asks you, "If the Sailor Scouts all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" to which you respond that in episode 65 they did jump off a bridge, into a warp-hole, and that if you had been there, you would have too.

You have an imaginary friend named Serena, and are proud of it.

Your mom asks you what happens on June 9th, and you answer, "Sailor Moon finally returns to U.S. television!" As it turns out... that's your mom's birthday.

Instead of getting a guard dog, you get a guard cat.

You think Jabba the Hutt is in league with the Negaforce.

You think Jedite should have knelt before Queen Beryl and said, "What is thy bidding, my master."

You think it is possible that Serena is strong with the Force.

You debate over whether Artemis or Hercules is a better match for Luna.

You refuse to look at the 'Leo, the lion' constellation, for fear that it will come to life and attack you.

You think the first line of "Witchy Woman", by the Eagles, is about Sailor Mars... "Raven hair and ruby lips, sparks fly from her finger tips."

You sleep surrounded by all your Sailor Moon stuff, while clutching a golf club, just In case a fellow Moonie tries to rob you in the middle of the night. Even though you know that is actually impossible, because all Moonies are good people.

You believe that the Sailor Moon poster on your wall is a gateway to the world where the Sailor Scouts actually exist. Though after receiving numerous large bumps on your forehead, you begin to reconsider.

You visit Spank! Youth Culture Online to read a Sailor Moon article that makes mention of this YKYWTMSMW web site!

You think at the end of a rainbow, instead of a pot of gold, you can find all 7 of the rainbow crystals.

You are outraged that USA Network cut the "Sailor Moon says..." segments from the end of the show.

You see a guy that you like, so you put heart stickers on your glasses, walk up to him and tell him he is a hunkmiester.

You have a brother named Alan, so you insist on keeping a giant fern plant in his bedroom.

When your dance teacher says "I want lots of energy!", you freak out, run around in little circles screaming about how the Negaverse won't get YOUR energy, then jump out of the nearest window.

You visit the SOS page every ten minutes hoping that its been updated.

Your rich grandparents offer to buy you a BMW, but you say you'd rather have a Mercury instead.

Whenever you see a pretty woman you always say "Wow! She is the foxiest femme around!"

Whenever you want to get into an exclusive party, you just tell the doorman that you're Countess Popover.

You break your leg after trying to jump off of buildings like the Sailor Scouts do. And once your leg is healed, you try it again!

You tape every Sailor Moon episode and re-watch them all in slow motion, to see if there are any hidden messages.

When your neighbors tell you they are going to name their newborn girl "Molly", you start screaming at them, "Are you crazy! Do you realize how many times she is going to be attacked by the Negaverse?"

You don't have a cat, so you call your dog "Luna".

You don't have a cat or dog, so you call your hamster "Luna".

Once you have collected all the Sailor Moon trading cards in existence, you start making your own.

You inadvertently spell the first day of the week "MOONday".

You refer to your teachers as Sailor Algebra, Sailor History, Sailor Science, etc...

You have autographed pictures from each and every one of the voice actors from Sailor Moon.

You wish your teacher would fall asleep in class like Ms. Haruna.

You bring a heater to a chess-match.

You sneak into your sister's room and use her 'Barbie Fashion Designer CD-ROM' program to turn one of her Barbie dolls into Sailor Venus!

You try to talk the Cheerleading Squad at your school into changing their cheerleader outfits into Sailor Scout uniforms.

You find yourself sending in a personals ad to the local news paper seeking a "Clumsy, scatterbrained blonde with meatball headed hair... Must sleep in late and answer to Meatball Head."

Your walls and ceiling are already covered with Sailor Moon pictures, so you do the next logical thing, go to your grandmother's sewing club and beg them to make you a Sailor Moon carpet!

While walking in a parking lot, you take the time to draw the Scouts symbols on dirty car windows.

When you're at a boring party, you keep thinking, "This is such a snoozer!"

You think that Princess Diamond looks at bit too much like Melvin!

You just can't get to sleep one night, so at 3 am you turn on the TV and pop in a tape of a Sailor Moon episode. In no time at all you're feeling relaxed, comforted, and happy. 30 minutes later you're dreaming sweet Sailor Moon dreams...

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