(You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon When)
You have a framed picture of
Serena or Darien in your room.
Your little brother starts bugging
you, so you say, "O.K., Sammy, You're crusin' for a brusin'."
You start talking to your Sailor
Moon posters, and you figure that the reason they don't talk back is that
they were made in Japan, and probably don't speak English.
You refuse to be seen in public
without a red bow that keeps your five foot long blond hair in the perfect
You get withdrawal symptoms
from Sailor Moon -not just during the weekends, -not just during the night,
-not just an hour after the show, -but during the commercials!
You wake up one morning and
are shocked to see you don't have eyes the size of hard-boiled eggs.
When someone says, "I hate our
President." and you say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Sailor Moon."
You get frustrated because you
can't fit into the clothes your Sailor Moon dolls wear.
At midnight on New Year's Eve,
while everyone else was singing "Old Lang Syne", you were singing "It's
a New Day".
Your favorite Rap artist is
While in Science class you happen
to be studying genes and chromosomes and you ask your Science teacher;
"How can two parents who have black and blond hair have a child with pink
hair?" Your moonie friends eagerly await the answer, while the rest of
the class thinks you're weird.
Every calendar in your house
has the Sailor Scout's birthdays marked on it.
Whenever your parents throw
a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry for being late. But, I
had Sailor business!"
You actually begin to worry,
when Serena asks before the opening credits, "Can the Sailor Scouts survive???"
You use this list to convince
your parents that you are not the only Sailor Moon fanatic out there.
After a week long trip to Japan,
you're stopped at Japanese customs because they think you're trying to
deprive Japan of all the Sailor Moon merchandise.
You think you are the eleventh
Sailor Scout... Sailor Earth! The long lost sister of Darien.
You are unable to commune in
enough real ways with the Sailor Scouts, so you do the next best thing
and commune with Luna... by eating cat food.
You go to the movies to see
"Mars Attacks", expecting it to be about Rae having gone berserk and started
You call the AT&T Interpreter
Line and ask them to translate your Sailor Moon episodes from Japanese
You plan on getting into the
Guinness Book of Records by collecting the most Sailor Moon merchandise.
You destroy all the sweaters
in your house, then later realize that they were cardigans.
You're hoping to see a "Save
Our Sailors" commercial, during the Super Bowl.
You have a Lysol can with a
sticker that says "Evil be gone!" on it.
You think your Step-mom is Queen
Beryl in disguise.
You wonder when the Negaverse
will try to steal energy from the Energizer Bunny.
You think the Golden Arches
of McDonalds seem to have a resemblance to Serena's hair.
After seeing the movie 'Mars
Attacks', you go back to the ticket counter and ask for your money back.
When asked why, you say "Because it was falsely advertised. Sailor Mars
wasn't even in it!
While walking down a city street,
you notice a woman with a ponytail, and can't help but wonder.....
Instead of making a Snow Man,
you attempt to make a Snow Serena.
You refuse to get a new bed,
since your Sailor Moon sheets wouldn't fit it.
When you heard the news that
Sailor Moon is returning to U.S. television, you nearly fainted with joy.
It's 1997 and you're still eating
Strawberry Pop Tarts!
Your walls are covered with
so many Sailor Moon posters, that you have no room for your new 1997 Sailor
You put out birdseed hoping
to attract Rae's ravens, Phoebos and Demos.
You consider it GOOD luck if
a black cat crosses your path.
While watching Evita, you think
you see Tuxedo Mask instead of Che (Antonio Banderas).
After going through a $30 color
ink cartridge in one day, your parents forbid you from printing Sailor
Moon pictures on the printer.
You think that Sailor Moon could
be the key to World Peace.
You find it impossible, yes
IMPOSSIBLE to move when Sailor Moon says "Stay right there, and I'll show
Since Rae is your favorite Scout,
you feel obliged to have your favorite football team be the Baltimore Ravens.
You plan on throwing a combination
graduation/Sailor Moon party in early June, to celebrate both your graduation
from high school and the return of Sailor Moon to the U.S.
You get frustrated when you
get a YKYWTMSMW idea and before you can even type it up, you see it's already
on the list.
You think the song "Fire Woman"
by The Cult was written about Sailor Mars.
You've been to so many Sailor
Moon web sites that now when you see the start of each show, you could
swear that you see the following fine print on the TV screen: "This episode
best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher".
When you heard that Sailor Moon
was returning to the U.S. this Summer, you were elated! When you heard
that it might not return to your area, you were crushed!
You wonder why there were not
any Sailor Moon dolls in the movie 'Toy Story'.
You have the complete line of
Sailor Moon coloring books. You color in them every night. And you just
happen to be 21 years old!
Instead of saying 'May the force
be with you', you say 'May the Moon Prism Power be with you!'
You have a favorite Sailor Scout,
but have a dream about a different one, then wake up feeling guilty.
The toy store just called to
tell you that you need to pick up the Sailor Moon merchandise that you
ordered, because it's blocking the entrance.
You start to see a resemblance
between cotton candy and Rini's hair.
You freak out with joy every
time Mara updates this YKYWTMSMW page! :)
Any time any of your Moonie
friends offers to buy any of YOUR Sailor Moon stuff, the response is always
the same. They end up getting bubbles blown in their face and post-it notes
stuck to their foreheads while you, grabbing your quality homemade Moon
Wand with "doorknob" Silver Imperium Crystal and pointing it at them, proceed
to shout COSMIC MOON POWER at the top of your lungs hoping to blast them
to moon dust, for even THINKING about asking you to sell your precious
Sailor Moon stuff.
You get frustrated that this
YKYWTMSMW page only refers to episodes from the English version of Sailor
Moon and not all the original episodes from Japan.
You throw random quotes from
Sailor Moon episodes into every conversation you have.
You start a petition in your
area, of people who want to save Sailor Moon, and deliver it in person
to your local TV station, while dressed as a character from the show!
As a result of your ongoing
quest to find Luna, you are in the Guinness book of world records for owning
the most black cats.
You try to convince your grandfather
to give your new boyfriend karate lessons.
You think that Yakko and Wakko
should say, "Helloooo Scout!"
You attended the premier of
the re-release of "Star Wars" in Hollywood, and Carrie Fisher sure seemed
puzzled as to why you kept calling her "Meatball-Head".
You think that cute boy in band
who plays the flute is an alien, just because his name is Alan.
Every time you ride a bus, you
expect to be attacked by some sort of Negaverse monster.
You could swear that you saw
Luna and Artemis in the musical "Cats".
You try to talk your grandfather
into starting a temple.
After you finally work up enough
courage to ask a store clerk if they have any Sailor Moon merchandise,
you get really steamed that she's never even heard of it.
You haven't gotten your hair
cut in months, because you want to grow it like Mina's.
Your friends barely recognize
you without your red bow.
You buy 3 boxes of Sailor Moon
valentine cards and send them to everyone you know.
You expect every blonde girl
you know to have a white cat named Artemis or a black cat named Luna.
Your excuse for not doing your
homework is "But Serena doesn't do hers!"
Instead of playing cops and
robbers, you play Scouts and Negatrash.
You buy your girlfriend a musical
Moon locket for Valentines day.
You ask your parents to have
another child, in the hope it will be a boy and he will be named Sammy,
just so you can be more like Serena.
You burn your tarot cards, thinking
they are actually Cardians.
You're afraid to make shadow
puppets, for fear that you might accidentally create one of the Seven Shadows.
You would do anything for a
You start dating a guy just
because his name is Greg.
You notice similarities between
Serena and Sabrina (The Teenage Witch)...
1) They're both teenage girls.
2) Their names are very similar.
3) They're both blonde.
4) They both have talking black
5) They both have special powers.
You never worry when you get
in a fight with someone, because you KNOW Tuxedo Mask will appear in the
nick of time to save you.
After he doesn't and you've
been beaten up, you try to use "Moon Healing Activation!" on yourself.
You eat 5 packs of skittles,
in an attempt to form a Rainbow Crystal inside of you.
You wonder if RAYBAN sunglasses
are designed by Sailor Mars.
You tie roses to lawn darts
and stand on your roof throwing them, while wearing a tuxedo and white
You think Sailor Moon should
have it's own network.
You hang pictures of the scouts
on the ceiling over your bed, that way they are the first thing you see
when you wake up in the morning.
You're watching 'Xena: Warrior
Princess', and when she throws her chakram, you wonder why she doesn't
say... "MOON TIARA MAGIC!"
You are ashamed of the fact
that your hair will never be as thick or beautiful as any of the Sailor
You walk backwards when leaving
a group of your friends. Because you absolutely refuse to 'turn your back
on a friend'.
Your favorite dessert is Moon
You tell everyone your boyfriend
looks like Andrew, because he's a blonde with a pointy nose.
You buy an economy size bag
of gold crescent moon confetti, and glue one to your forehead every morning
before you leave the house.
You go to a talent show, and
the first thing you do after you enter the auditorium is check to make
sure you can fit under the seats. Just in case...
You and a Trekkie get into a
fight about the future of Earth. Will it be Crystal Tokyo or The Federation...
You track down closet-Moonies
in your school and try to get them to 'come out'.
Your mom makes you cut your
hair when she finds out your dad's missing golf balls are supporting your
'meatball' hairdo. (Oh well, you could always imitate Sailor Mercury now...)
You shave the hair off of your
cat's forehead to see if she has a hidden crescent moon.
You start making up anything,
just to hopefully see it show up on this list.
Everyday you check the movie
listings in the newspaper, in hopes of finding an ad for "Sailor Moon:
The Movie" Opening in theaters this Friday!
You watch "Drew Carey" before
going to bed. You then have a dream about Mimi dressed up as a Sailor Scout
which causes you to wake up screaming at the top of your lungs.
You think that watching Sailor
Moon is the only thing that keeps you sane.
You think that watching so much
Sailor Moon might make you go insane. But you don't care...
Whenever you feel faint, you
say "Ah think Ah'm gonna keel ovah!"
You have done EVERYTHING on
this list, and any time new YKYWTMSMW's are added, you immediately set
off to do them.
You live at college, far away
from your boyfriend, and you wrote more letters to TV stations trying to
get Sailor Moon back on the air, than you wrote to him the entire year.
Your tennis game has become
progressively worse since you started watching Sailor Moon, because all
of your strokes now follow the same sequence as "Moon Scepter Elimination".
You converted 541 people to
Moonies while at camp, including your counselors.
You can't leave the house in
the morning without seeing at least one Sailor Moon episode.
You're afraid to take a shower,
for fear of ending up like Saffron.
When someone says "You have
Sailor Moon Dolls?!", you say, "No! They're Sailor Moon ACTION FIGURES".
You are convinced that the Martians
from the movie "Mars Attacks" came to Earth for only one reason...to reclaim
their lost princess Rae.
You are spelling 'September'
and somehow it comes out 'Serena'.
You were arrested in the famous
Louvre museum for placing a Sailor uniform over the Venus de Milo.
You're not allowed near any
disc like object while around your friends, for fear you'll throw it at
them while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You can paper your walls, not
with big Sailor Moon posters or calendars, but with Sailor Moon trading
You want to be a famous Superstar,
so you try to set up a meeting with Saffron.
You are assimilated by the Borg.
Soon after, Earth is invaded by Sailor suited cyborgs in a crescent moon
You go to school late, in hopes
of meeting Serena on the way.
People make fun of you for liking
Sailor Moon and they say, "You play with Sailor Moon dolls!" and you yell,
disgusted by the thought, "PLAY with them?! NO WAY! I didn't even take
them out of the packages! I have them on display!"
You shut down windows just to
hear "Sailor Moon Says see-ya!"
You cry every time you see chocolate
parfait on a menu.
You wonder what Luna and Artemis
would be like after eating lots of catnip.
Sailor Moon makes you feel so
good, that you think it should be classified as a drug by the FDA.
Every time you meet someone
new that you like, you break out into song... "Here in you I've found a
friend. You'll be with me till the end."
You buy a new 30 inch stereo
TV just for the return of Sailor Moon this June.
Someone emails you with a question
and the first line of your response is "Stay right there and I'll show
You wish that Sailor Moon would
talk to the audience more, like she did in 'So You Want to be a Superstar'.
Whenever you see a bubble bath
you think Amy exploded.
You start calling your little
You keep wondering when Sailor
Hollywood is going to show up. (She's the Scout from "Planet Hollywood.")
You take a big bite out of a
sugar cookie, then you shout "Look! A Crescent Moon!"
Every time you see the hand
on a palm readers sign, you automatically think... "Moon Prism Power!"
You think the old guy you saw
in the mall the other day, might be Malachite, just because he had white
You think doctors should start
prescribing Sailor Moon as a remedy for what ever ails you... 'Watch two
Sailor Moon episodes and call me in the morning'.
Your teacher threatens to take
away your Sailor Moon action figure, because you were brushing her hair
You think that next Christmas'
hottest toy will be Sailor Elmo!
Bandai decides to put a Cardzillion
card machine in your room, to increase profits.
You are the only one in your
grade with a Sailor Moon lunch box and you're proud of it.
You change your phone number
to 757-6666 because the letters spell out SLR-MOON.
You wouldn't think yourself
insane if a black cat told you you were a Sailor Scout.
You bought three boxes of Sailor
Moon valentines. Not because you have that many Moonie friends, but because
you want to keep two boxes of them for your Sailor Moon merchandise collection.
You haven't taken your Sailor
Moon soundtrack CD out of the CD player since the silver millennium.
When people ask you what you
have done since graduating from college, you reply, "I write resumes by
moonlight and mail them out by daylight."
Your new boyfriend walks into
your room and says "Oh great, I'm dating a Moonie!" and walks out the Door...
You stay outside in the evening
to see the moon and planets come out and then proceed to talk to them.
You don't consider yourself
a true Moonie until Mara puts one of your YKYWTMSMW contributions on this
As your first step in an attempt
to contact Central Control, you try to teach your cat to say "I love tuna
fish and field mouse pudding."
For some reason, Bananarama's
song "Venus" has become one of your favorite songs...
Your teacher threatens to take
away your Sailor Moon trading cards, so you whip out your trusty Moon Scepter
and scream "Moon Scepter Elimination" at the top of your lungs. And you
think you see him turn into Moon Dust!, when in reality he is running out
of the classroom screaming "I can't take it anymore! All of these Moonies
are driving me crazy! I quit!"
You take so many Japanese language
courses just to understand everything about Sailor Moon, that you forget
how to speak English.
A new finishing school opens
up in your area, so you practice up on your Frisbee throwing, in hopes
of being accepted to it.
You start sending bribes to
Mara, to get her to post your YKYWTMSMW suggestions.
When the word "SAILOR" is played
on the Scrabble board, you put the word "MOON" through the "O" in "SAILOR",
as your move.
You get really mad when everyone
considers your best friend a Sailor Moon freak, when you're the one who
got her to start watching it. So, you go around screaming "I'm the freak!
I'm the freak!" and you don't care how stupid you sound!
You start 'punishing people
in the name of the moon' for having potted plants in their apartment, because
you're afraid they might be miniature Doom Trees.
17 is now your lucky number.
Your science teacher calls you
up to ask why you wrote "EVIL" next to Beryllium on the periodic table.
You get sent to the guidance
counselor after explaining to your science teacher why you wrote "EVIL"
next to Beryllium on the periodic table.
Whenever you hear ZZ Tops song
'Sharp Dressed Man', you can't help but think of Tuxedo Mask.
When you heard the news that
there will be 17 new English Sailor Moon episodes produced, you ran right
out and bought 17 high quality blank video tapes, one to record each episode
You think Sailor Moon should
be renamed 'Serena: Warrior Princess'.
You can write a 50 page Sailor
Moon FanFic, but you can't bring yourself to write a 9 page history paper.
You think Jadeite might actually
be an air traffic controller.
You have framed pictures of
Sailor Moon all over your room, while your diploma is in a drawer somewhere.
You get worried that because
your cat hasn't given you supernatural powers that the world will be taken
over by the Negaverse and everyone will be drained of their energy...
Every time you listen to the
Sailor Moon soundtrack, you are yet again astounded by just how good it
You know how to sing the Sailor
Moon theme song in 4 languages.
You notice it's less syllables
to say "You know you watch too much Sailor Moon when" than "YKYWTMSMW".
You got Internet access for
the sole purpose of entering a contest and winning tickets to a cruise.
You press your face against
the computer screen, in hopes that the symbol of Sailor Mercury will show
up on your forehead.
You always slurp your soup while
at fancy dinners parties.
You have taught your white cat
to wear a microphone headset, so you too can talk to Central Control.
You don't get one of these references,
so you scream "Oh no! I don't watch enough Sailor Moon!!!"
You're furious at your hair
for being it's length, because it isn't quite long enough to wear like
Lita's, but is too long to wear like Amy's!
You figured IT out! No, not
the meaning of life... How to put your hair up exactly like Serena's!!!
You hang around at computer
schools, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury. Though, you'd even settle
for finding Melvin.
The advertising slogan "Imagine
Yourself In A Mercury" takes on a whole new meaning...
You are the proud owner of all
6 official Sailor Moon video tapes.
When you heard that Disney may
make a live-action movie based on Sailor Moon, you rushed out and signed
up for acting lessons, in preparation for the auditions.
You'd love to see Serena make
a guest appearance on 'The Simpsons'.
While getting kicked out of
the arcade for messing with the machines, You protest that you were simply
"trying to contact Central Control on urgent Sailor business."
You listen to "It's A New Day"
Your friends come across a reference
on this list that they don't understand, so they demand that YOU explain
it to them.
You keep a Crescent Moon wand
in your locker just in case your biology teacher really is Queen Beryl.
You have bought every book that
has 'Moon' somewhere in the title.
You write Encyclopedia Britanica
and tell them they should have an entry about Sailor Moon and the Moon
Your parents see Luna talk and
say, "Are you aware how fake that is?" And you say, "I know, if she lives
in Japan, why would she have a British accent?" Your parents leave the
room mumbling, "$200 dollar an hour therapy and I get this?!"
You're afraid to go out in a
row boat, for fear birds will capsize it.
You write to McDonalds requesting
that Sailor Moon action figures be in the next Happy Meals.
When you see someone you haven't
seen in quite awhile, you scream, "Its got to be an illusion!" and then
you attempt to 'scan' them using an earring and goggles.
You check this page every day
to see if your contribution made it up.
While clubbing with a fellow
Moonie, you both cross your arms in front of your faces and yell "Mercury
Bubbles...Blast!" every time they add more smoke to the dance floor.
You intentionally get into fights
at school, in hopes that you'll get transferred to Crossroads Junior High
School, like Lita.
You think a 'lunatic' is a clock
made on the moon.
You think a 'lunatic' is a clock
made by a black cat.
You think a 'lunatic' is someone
who is crazy about Sailor Moon.
You think a 'lunatic' is a perfect
description of you.
You think a 'lunatic' is a sign
that Luna needs a flea and tick collar.
Every time you watch Star Wars,
you subconsciously add "Silver" to the beginning of "Millennium Falcon".
You only wear clothes made out
of 100% RAYon.
You want to sue Intel for stealing
technology from Amy.
You run around in public with
a bubble wand and a bottle of bubble formula, blasting bubbles at suspicious-looking
You bring your lunch to school
in a little pink drawstring bag.
You go to an amusement park,
and you spend the whole day riding around on the kiddie train, hoping to
When you're talking about a
girl you don't like, you say "She's such an Ann!"
You think Neflite would make
a great Astrologer.
In the middle of a shower, you
dash out towards the computer with a towel wrapped around you, soaking
wet, yelling, "I got it! The perfect, absolute most awesome YKYWTMSMW...!!!"
Your parents want you to join
the chess club, and you agree in hopes Amy might be your partner.
You plan to yell "Mars.. Fire..
Ignite!" at the top of your lungs at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, when the
torch is lit.
You buy a bass guitar and learn
to play it 'cause you love the riff from "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You've listened to the Sailor
Moon soundtrack CD over 100 times.
You've visited this YKYWTMSMW
page over 100 times.
At a school dance, you request
"My Only Love" as the last song of the night.
You get banned from Toys R Us
for yanking a Sailor Moon lunch box out of a five year olds arms.
You're afraid to go anywhere
near a Tennis court, for fear that some Negaverse monster might turn you
into a big tennis ball!
While presenting a speech in
front of the entire school, you unconsciously begin with, "Stay right there,
and I'll show you!"
You are a total klutz at every
sport, except for throwing Frisbees.
You think Neflite is waaay cool!
Every time you hear "Bad Moon
Rising" by CCR, you think it's a ballad about the Negaverse.
You practice for hours at your
computer, trying to learn how Amy can type sixty words per minute with
only one hand.
You're on the 'It's a Small
World After All' ride at Disney World, and you are afraid that one of the
irritating singing dolls will suddenly introduce herself as the Dream Princess,
spin her head around, and try to drain your energy with her magic apple.
Whenever you see a lion on one
of those TV nature specials, you have an uncontrollable urge to jump up
on the shoulders of the closest person around you.
A traffic cop pulls you over
for speeding and your excuse is, you were rushing home to catch a Sailor
Your doorbell plays the Sailor
Moon theme song.
It seems perfectly natural to
you that there is now over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases on this list.
You are the one who has taken
the time to compile over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases for this list. :)
You can't understand why your
friend's glasses don't have spirals on them.
You throw "Moonie parties" every
weekend, where you get together with your Moonie friends and watch hours
and hours of taped Sailor Moon episodes.
While talking to someone, you
notice that their mouths move in sync with their words, and you think that's
You get annoyed that the Cardzillion
Sailor Moon trading card vending machines don't take $20 bills.
Your father doesn't talk to
you about Sailor Moon anymore, because after he asked you one time if the
Scouts had anything at all to do with boats and you said NO, he got bubbles
blown in his face after he said, "Then why are they called the Sailor Scouts?"
You think Monica Seles wouldn't
have a chance against Katie Sandler.
Your best friends little sister
is jealous of you, because you have more Sailor Moon merchandise than she
You tried to nominate Sailor
Moon for an Emmy award.
You're reading this list and
saying, "How'd they know I did that?"
You see a search light and think
"Oh No! Rini's in trouble."
You follow the light to save
her and when you find out that it was just the grand opening of a new store
you are furious at the owners for tricking you.
You get sent to the principle's
office for incessantly humming Alan's flute song all day long.
You think Lita will win a gold
medal in figure skating, at the 1998 Winter Olympics. :) (Lita Rules!)
You write about Sailor Moon
for your college admissions essay and actually get accepted.
Whenever you play 'hide and
seek' you yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" in an attempt to confuse whoever
You walk into a pet shop and
ask the shop keeper if they have any talking cats with crescent moons on
You have joined all the ballerina
groups you could find in your city, but you have also quit them all because
they didn't have outfits like Catsy's.
You go to an anime convention
looking for some new Sailor Moon trading cards to buy, but discover that
you already own them all.
You insist to your friends that
ALL Jedi Knights are evil, just because Jedi Knight sounds like Jedite!
Relatives you don't remember
come over, so you lock your room to stop them from ransacking it looking
for the Silver Crystal.
You are studying prisms in class
and your teacher makes the mistake of asking you what kind of prism he
is holding up. You stand up calmly and scream "Moon Prism... Power!" and
you start to transform...
You think you're turning into
Serena because you always seem to be reading comics books, when you're
suppose to be studying.
Your name is on the first page
of the SOS petition signatures.
You're afraid to ever work at
a construction site, for fear of being attacked by a swarm of butterflies.
You've taken to calling squirrels
'furry tailed rats'.
You hope that NASA discovers
new planets so there can be new Sailor Scouts.
When you first heard of the
possibility of a Sailor Moon live action movie being made, you immediately
called your local theater in an attempt to reserve a ticket.
You buy a magic 8-ball for the
sole purpose of asking, "Will Serena and Darien get back together?"
You threw your magic 8-ball
at the wall because it said, "Definitely No".
You begin to see the Scouts'
symbols in the clouds.
You get asked "What is Sailor
Moon?" and you just stare blankly like you had just been asked where the
You paste a picture of Lita
next to the word 'cute' in the dictionary.
You play Alan's flute song for
the school talent show.
You spend an hour on the phone
with your grandmother trying to convince her to buy you a Ferrari just
You fall down the stairs in
the morning while carrying your prized Sailor Moon coffee mug, and land
in a heap at the bottom, one arm stretched feebly up in the air, desperately
clutching your coffee mug (regardless of the fact that you have broken
several bones, and spilled hot coffee, the mug's okay, and that's what's
important!) You then require numerous reassurances from the nice people
in the ambulance that there hasn't been a power outage, and yes, your VCR
will still tape Sailor Moon.
You were faced with a serious
moral dilemma, when Rae used her powers to win two free cruise tickets.
Whenever you put a piece of
bread in the toaster, you always point your finger at it and shout "You're
You think learning how to sweep,
is the first step in becoming Sailor Mars.
You purposely trip and fall
in front of a cute guy, in hopes of getting a date with him.
Whenever you hear the song "Orinoco
Flow" by Enya, the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part becomes "Sailor
Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon".
You plan on suing MAD Magazine
if they ever do a Sailor Moon satire.
Your teachers know this YKYWTMSMW
list by heart, because they've taken your printed copy of it away from
you numerous times, when you were reading it in class.
You actually wish that your
boyfriend would break up with you in the middle of a rainstorm under a
The only reason you ever go
shopping is for Sailor Moon Merchandise.
Ever since you heard that Geena
Davis will be playing Queen Beryl if the proposed Sailor Moon live action
movie is made, Queen Beryl has become your new favorite Sailor Moon character.
You can't wait till Summer gets
here, so you can wear your new swimsuit, complete with 4 yellow bows.
Your psychiatrist ask you if
you could get him a copy of this Sailor Moon show that you're always talking
When your mother asks sarcastically
why there isn't a Sailor Sun, you calmly look at her and say, "Because
Luna hasn't found me yet."
You have long debates with your
friends as to whether or not Amy would beat "Deep Blue" at chess.
You hang on to the side of a
huge cliff, taking pictures of the sunset, in hopes of meeting Neflite.
During your trip to Las Vegas,
you began to grow very nervous. The reason?... Everywhere you look, left
and right, you see one thing: Cards. (Where's a good flute when you need
You marry a person who's last
name is Moon, then join the navy.
You and a King Arthur fan get
into a fight about the past of the Earth. Camelot or the Silver Millennium...
Every time you feel weak, you
climb a tree and stay there for hours, expecting it to give you some energy.
You consider the day that you
first watched Sailor Moon, to be the most important day of your life!
A simple candle flame reminds
you of Sailor Mars.
You watch The Empire Strikes
Back, and when Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, you immediately think of
what Queen Beryl did to Jedite.
Your Sailor Moon posters are
starting to seep into the hallway.
You go to dozens of doll shows,
searching for a doll made by Mika Cassidy.
You start to dot your 'i's with
little crescent moons.
Instead of counting the days
until the end of school, you count the days till the new Sailor Moon episodes
Simply put... Sailor Moon is
You spend hours wondering if
Amy's hair color is natural or a dye job.
When you heard the news that
USA Network will begin showing Sailor Moon on June 9th, you thought you
were going to 'keel ovah!'
At the end of the school year
you have to take a suitcase to school in order to reclaim and carry all
the Sailor Moon stuff your teachers have confiscated from you.
You wonder why the Dark Side
in Star Wars isn't called the Negaforce.
You refer to your room as Sailor
Moon headquarters. Your younger sister refers to your room as the Sailor
Moon store. Your parents refer to it as the Twilight zone. Your friends
don't refer to it at all, because they refuse to enter.
Your teacher can recognize your
"Sailor Moon Day-dreaming" face.
You refuse to ever become a
swimsuit model, for fear that you'd end up disappearing.
You absolutely refuse to let
anyone by the name of Peter Fisher, photograph you.
You wonder if they'll ever make
Beanie baby cats named Luna and Artemis.
You believe that on June 9th
a million new Moonies will be born.
After being subjected to having
her name changed to Luna, getting a crescent moon tattoo, and your attempts
to teach her how to do backwards somersaults and say "kitty stalks by moonlight",
your cat runs away. But your not worried because you know Hercules will
rescue her and bring her back.
You wish you could find a girlfriend
who is special enough to take a Sailor Moon lunch box to high school.
You write David Letterman to
ask him to do a YKYWTMSMW top 10 list.
You've turned on your TV, set
it to the USA Network, and are sitting in front of it, patiently awaiting
The pencil you're using is getting
pretty short, but instead of getting a new one, you just write Neflites
symbol on it, expecting it to grow.
You can't find Luna, so you
buy a purple cockatoo instead.
You know what episode that is
a reference to.
You paint your car red and park
it outside of an animation studio, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury standing
on the roof when you return.
You start calling the solar
system, the Sailor System.
The only e-mail you get is from
You break down and cry when
the store near you runs out of Mars Bars.
You take the time to read all
4+ pages of this YKYWTMSMW list.
You see a black cat in someone's
yard and wonder "Does Serena live there?"
You get cable, for the sole
purpose of getting the USA Network.
Whenever you happen to look
up at the night sky, you can't resist yelling out, "The stars know everything!"
You hang out at the local Ferrari
dealer, hoping to find Sailor Mercury standing on top of one of the cars.
When your teacher asks you to
name the first five planets, you uncontrollably burst out into the Sailor
Moon Theme song.
You see one of your entries
on the list and start screaming. When your parents ask what's wrong, you
shout, "I'm an OFFICIAL Moonie!"
You post Sailor Moon fliers
on telephone poles all over your city.
You call your local University
asking them if they offer a course on Sailor Business.
At a jewelry store, when you
are asked what kind of chain you would like with the pendant you just bought,
you reply, "a Venus love chain!"
You rip your diploma out of
its frame, so you can have a picture frame to display your Sailor Moon
fan club certificate in.
You joined the Navy, then the
Girl Scouts. You are now the first actual Sailor Scout.
Your friend exclaims "Cest la
vie" (Such is life) and you're thinking "Sailor V" what?
You do your '5 most influential
people in history' report on the Inner Scouts and add Tuxedo Mask, Rini,
and all the villains for extra credit.
Afterwards, you end up in the
office explaining your report... "Hey, the Silver Millennium was a very
You wonder when they are going
to add a Sailor Moon ride at Disney World.
You have a portrait of Sailor
Moon painted on the hood of your car.
Your mother asks you, "If the
Sailor Scouts all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" to which you
respond that in episode 65 they did jump off a bridge, into a warp-hole,
and that if you had been there, you would have too.
You have an imaginary friend
named Serena, and are proud of it.
Your mom asks you what happens
on June 9th, and you answer, "Sailor Moon finally returns to U.S. television!"
As it turns out... that's your mom's birthday.
Instead of getting a guard dog,
you get a guard cat.
You think Jabba the Hutt is
in league with the Negaforce.
You think Jedite should have
knelt before Queen Beryl and said, "What is thy bidding, my master."
You think it is possible that
Serena is strong with the Force.
You debate over whether Artemis
or Hercules is a better match for Luna.
You refuse to look at the 'Leo,
the lion' constellation, for fear that it will come to life and attack
You think the first line of
"Witchy Woman", by the Eagles, is about Sailor Mars... "Raven hair and
ruby lips, sparks fly from her finger tips."
You sleep surrounded by all
your Sailor Moon stuff, while clutching a golf club, just In case a fellow
Moonie tries to rob you in the middle of the night. Even though you know
that is actually impossible, because all Moonies are good people.
You believe that the Sailor
Moon poster on your wall is a gateway to the world where the Sailor Scouts
actually exist. Though after receiving numerous large bumps on your forehead,
you begin to reconsider.
You visit Spank! Youth Culture
Online to read a Sailor Moon article that makes mention of this YKYWTMSMW
You think at the end of a rainbow,
instead of a pot of gold, you can find all 7 of the rainbow crystals.
You are outraged that USA Network
cut the "Sailor Moon says..." segments from the end of the show.
You see a guy that you like,
so you put heart stickers on your glasses, walk up to him and tell him
he is a hunkmiester.
You have a brother named Alan,
so you insist on keeping a giant fern plant in his bedroom.
When your dance teacher says
"I want lots of energy!", you freak out, run around in little circles screaming
about how the Negaverse won't get YOUR energy, then jump out of the nearest
You visit the SOS page every
ten minutes hoping that its been updated.
Your rich grandparents offer
to buy you a BMW, but you say you'd rather have a Mercury instead.
Whenever you see a pretty woman
you always say "Wow! She is the foxiest femme around!"
Whenever you want to get into
an exclusive party, you just tell the doorman that you're Countess Popover.
You break your leg after trying
to jump off of buildings like the Sailor Scouts do. And once your leg is
healed, you try it again!
You tape every Sailor Moon episode
and re-watch them all in slow motion, to see if there are any hidden messages.
When your neighbors tell you
they are going to name their newborn girl "Molly", you start screaming
at them, "Are you crazy! Do you realize how many times she is going to
be attacked by the Negaverse?"
You don't have a cat, so you
call your dog "Luna".
You don't have a cat or dog,
so you call your hamster "Luna".
Once you have collected all
the Sailor Moon trading cards in existence, you start making your own.
You inadvertently spell the
first day of the week "MOONday".
You refer to your teachers as
Sailor Algebra, Sailor History, Sailor Science, etc...
You have autographed pictures
from each and every one of the voice actors from Sailor Moon.
You wish your teacher would
fall asleep in class like Ms. Haruna.
You bring a heater to a chess-match.
You sneak into your sister's
room and use her 'Barbie Fashion Designer CD-ROM' program to turn one of
her Barbie dolls into Sailor Venus!
You try to talk the Cheerleading
Squad at your school into changing their cheerleader outfits into Sailor
You find yourself sending in
a personals ad to the local news paper seeking a "Clumsy, scatterbrained
blonde with meatball headed hair... Must sleep in late and answer to Meatball
Your walls and ceiling are already
covered with Sailor Moon pictures, so you do the next logical thing, go
to your grandmother's sewing club and beg them to make you a Sailor Moon
While walking in a parking lot,
you take the time to draw the Scouts symbols on dirty car windows.
When you're at a boring party,
you keep thinking, "This is such a snoozer!"
You think that Princess Diamond
looks at bit too much like Melvin!
You just can't get to sleep
one night, so at 3 am you turn on the TV and pop in a tape of a Sailor
Moon episode. In no time at all you're feeling relaxed, comforted, and
happy. 30 minutes later you're dreaming sweet Sailor Moon dreams...