(You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon When)
You wonder if Serena has a Tamagotchi.
You petition the postal service
to create Sailor Moon special edition stamps.
You've watched an episode of
Sailor Moon within the last 24 hours.
You're going to watch an episode
of Sailor Moon within the next 24 hours.
You read that they've discovered
ice on the moon, and you think, 'Of course there's ice on the moon. How
else could the moon people have skated?'
You scream "Moon Prism Power!"
at the top of your lungs and expect to instantly get a perfect manicure.
You take baths whenever possible,
in hopes that Rini will pop out of the water.
Your boyfriend dumps you after
he finds a picture of Darien in the heart shaped locket he gave you for
You have a black cat, but it
is a male, so you can't make up your mind whether to call him Luna or Artemis...
so you name him Lunamis.
While renting a tuxedo, you
ask if a mask comes with it.
After months of therapy, you've
finally accepted that Serena is not real. But now you have a huge crush
on Terri Hawkes!
You ask your teacher (who confiscated
all your Sailor Moon toys), "Why can't you be more like Miss Haruna?" and
she replies, "Why can't you be more like Amy?"
You wonder if any of the voice
stars of Sailor Moon have ever visited this YKYWTMSMW web page. :)
While walking in the mall you
pass a book store with the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"
in the window, and you say to the person next to you "No! that's wrong,
RAE is from Mars and MINA is from Venus."
You have Darian Dreams and Negaverse
After getting out of the shower
and puttting a towel on your wet hair, you begin to see a resemblance between
you and the Moonlight Knight.
You never go to sleep before
midnight, just incase Maxfield Stanton decides to call you.
You spend all day looking at
maps of your area, in an attempt to find Makinna Park.
While walking through town one
night, you could have sworn you saw a man in a tuxedo, standing on top
of a street light!
When you're at a meeting and
the person sitting next to you votes against your proposal, you pinch her
on the ankle. It worked for Rae, didn't it?
You dye your hair black and
rinse it with grape Kool-Aid, so it's exactly the color of Rae's.
You fell into a deep state of
depression when this YKYWTMSMW list wasn't updated for two whole weeks!
One of the cows on your uncle's
farm is now named "Sailor Moo".
The national health-care plan
you mailed to Congress gets sent back, along with the reply, "What is Moon
You bribed someone who controlled
the sound system to have "Only A Memory Away" played at your graduation
You drive around the city at
night, looking for an old run down building with a 'Rag Time' sign out
front, in hopes of rescuing Molly before Neflite does.
You accidently get a cut on
your right arm, and while searching for a bandage, you think, 'Where's
Molly when you need her?'
You open up a floral shop in
hopes of getting an order from Darian.
Your girlfriend dumps you, because
she says all your Sailor Moon stuff makes your room look more like a girls
room than hers.
You check NASA's website everyday,
closely examining the new pictures sent back from the Mars rover, hoping
to see Sailor Mars hiding behind one of the rocks...
You go to see the Disney movie
"Hercules", but get up and walk out after realizing it has nothing to do
with a fat white cat.
You write an angry letter to
the editors of TV Guide for failing to include Sailor Moon in their "100
Greatest Episodes of All Time" issue.
You try making a wedding dress,
in hopes of winning a trip to Hawaii.
You think they should rename
the show "Serena the Teenage Ditz". Of course that's just in jest! :)
You'd love to get a hair style
like one of the Sailor Scouts, but you fear going to a hair salon.
You go to every place that sells
chocolate parfait in your town, hoping to find Molly.
You think Poison Ivy from the
new Batman movie must be a grown up Rini.
You are convinced that the "Tamagotchi"
is a new trick of the Negaverse to steal energy from millions of kids throughout
Your best friend (who happens
to be a non-Moonie) is mad at you because you converted her boyfriend into
a Moonie. Now he has more in common with you, than with her!
You actually hum the tune of
Sailor Moon's transformation sequence, while you get dressed.
You come up with a name to call
Amy based on her hair color. Mina is a blonde, Lita is a brunette, so Amy
can be a BLUENETTE!
You wonder why Alan and Ann
haven't appeared on the X-files.
You caused the eye doctor to
think you're crazy, because your vision is perfect and yet you still made
an appointment with him. When he asked why you were there, you said "I've
just got to have green contact lenses, to complete my new Sailor Jupiter
You start watching the ABC soap
opera "Port Charles" because there's a character named Serena on it.
You have downloaded so much
Sailor Moon information and images, that your computer has become sentient.
It also denies any existence of Artemis and claims to be Central Control.
You are the proud owner of the
Sailor Moon Doom Tree boxed video set.
You vow that "chocolate parfait"
will be among the last words that you speak before dying.
You think Molly should come
out with her own line of bandages, with the slogan... 'Made from Molly's
You remembered Sailor Moon's
birthday, but forget your mother's.
You are proud of the fact that
your school guidance counselor has suggested that you receive psychiatric
therapy concerning your Sailor Moon obsession.
You went to watch 'Men In Black'
hoping to see Tuxedo Mask in it.
Your relatives are getting annoyed,
because in every picture they have of you, you are in a Sailor Moon pose.
You've watched at least one
episode of Sailor Moon every day for the last year.
You are turned down as a teen
counselor at your local summer camp because one of your teachers turned
in a reference about you, that said: "DEAR GOD NOOOO!!! She'll turn them
ALL into Moonies! Let them be free! She's done it to me... It could happen
You write to NASA, saying: 'Barnacle
Bill' and 'Yogi' are fine, but why haven't you named alteast one of the
rocks on Mars, 'Rae'?
More than 10 of your suggestions
have made it on to this list.
While watching Return of the
Jedi, you can't help thinking that the Emperor and Queen Beryl would make
a good couple.
You think they should remake
'The Odd Couple' starring Rae and Serena.
You wish Mina had more screentime.
It's only July, and you are
already hard at work on your Sailor Moon costume for Halloween.
God appears to you in a dream
and says "I'm not making you a Sailor Scout! Now stop praying for it!"
You dump your boyfriend after
he refuses to wear a little white mask with his prom tuxedo.
While watching "Thundercats"
you take your toy Crescent Moon wand and attempt to summon the other Sailor
Scouts my screaming "Sailor! Sailor! Sailor! Sailor Scouts! HOOOOOOOOOO!"
You think George of the Jungle
is Chad's dad.
You realize you shouldn't be
inside watching Sailor Moon on such a nice sunny day, so you take your
Your favorite color is now cotton
You think the song "Pink" by
Aerosmith is about Rini.
Whenever you loose a life while
playing an arcade game, you shout "No way! This is rigged!"
You wonder if Sailor Mercury
ever met RoboCop.
You get all these inside jokes...
You call any girl with green
eyes and a ponytail, a "Karate Maniac!" at least until you get to know
You turn on your desk lamp,
shine it toward the wall, and place 7 G.I. Joe action figures in front
of it... All in hopes of creating the 7 Shadow Warriors!
You start yelling at your pink
calculator, "Serena! Come in, Can you hear me???"
You pick a fight with a bully,
in hope that Lita will show up and save you.
When you heard a probe landed
on Mars, your first thought was, 'I hope Rae is all right!'
You start a Cherry Blossom Festival
in your community.
Your psychology doctoral thesis
is on the following topic: "Sailor Moon Addiction: Fact or Fiction?"
You immediately hate yourself
for questioning the verity of the Sailor Moon addiction, so you eliminate
the phrase "or Fiction?" from your thesis.
You have never gone out with
anyone whose eyes take up less than 3/8'ths of their face.
You refuse to go near a cemetery
without your boxing gloves.
You have a life size poster
of a Sailor Scout on the ceiling above your bed, so she's the first thing
you see when you wake up in the morning and the last thing you see before
you drift off to sleep at night...
Whenever you see a plate of
spaghetti and meatballs, you can't help but picture a bald Serena.
About an hour after your big
sister announced her engagement, you were arrested for Grand Theft Curtains.
Your parents threaten to ground
you if you call them "parental units" one more time.
You spell out Sailor Moon using
curly fries and think you're artistic, while your family just thinks your
Whenever you have a big test
to study for, you always make sure you have a good supply of pencils to
You petition to change your
school's name to Crossroads Junior High... Even though it's a college!
You go to the Mars probe section
of the NASA homepage, hoping to download pictures of Sailor Mars.
You order every Delia's fashion
catalog after you found out that they sell Sailor Moon T-shirts.
You think you know the truth:
Neflite's not dead, he's just hanging around with Elvis.
You find yourself defending
Sailor Moon to a 7 year old girl who says it's stupid.
You spend more time looking
for Sailor Moon web sites than Serena spends eating and sleeping.
You think Evander Holyfield
wouldn't stand a chance against Sailor Boom Boom Moon.
You notice that Tuxedo Mask's
and Sailor Moon's initials are next to each other in YKYWTMSMW.
You stand in front of a sliding
glass door for hours, hoping to see your reflection turn into Sailor Moon.
The guy named Darien at your
school is afraid of you because you're always flinging your arms around
him and crying out, "Miss me, big guy?"
You are the proud owner of all
25 Sailor Moon episodes that have been released on video tape.
You think that Mickey Mouse
may have been the inspiration behind Serena's meatballs.
Your home is turning into a
zoo, because you absolutely had to have... a black cat, a white cat, another
white cat, a purple cockatoo, two ravens, and a squirrel with beady little
After a rough day, you put on
your Transformation Locket and pick up your official Crescent Moon Wand.....and
you instantly feel a warm, fuzzy feeling wash over you.
You think that Sailor Mercury
should open a car wash.
You spend hours wondering why
the Sailor Scouts have perfect manicures if their gloves just cover up
the nail polish anyway.
You attempt to make the seven
rainbow crystals by smashing a prism with a hammer.
You watch Xena:Warrior Princess
before going to bed, and end up dreaming about Mina:Warrior Princess.
You get arrested at a state
park for carving "Serena + Darian" in a tree.
You were thrown out of Wal-Mart
after you put little Japanese symbols on all the post-it notes.
Every time Mara updates this
list, and none of your YKYWTMSMWs make it onto the list, you stare at the
computer screen in disbelief, and then say "Ah think Ah'm gonna keel ovah!"
You live in Germany and you're
disappointed that Amy didn't get on the plane.
You run around saying, "Why
can't I just be a normal teenager?"
You grab anyone by the name
of Amy, and shove their face into the nearest computer monitor, in hopes
that Sailor Mercury's symbol appears on their forehead.
You send a letter to Calvin
Klein asking them if they have the fragrance "Tuxedo Musk".
You think the Mars Rover is
actually just a fancy new communicator that Luna has sent to Rae.
During history class, your teacher
says something about the temple of Artemis and you immediately raise your
hand and ask, "Where's Luna's temple?" Then you realize that he was talking
about the Greek goddess, not the cat.
You teach your little sister
to say "I wanna bwe a Sawor Scouwt Wen I Gwow Up."
You like the 'Sailor Says' segments.
While dressed as Sailor Moon
at an Anime convention, you spot another person dressed as Sailor Moon,
so you walk over to them and say "Your disguise isn't fooling anyone, Zoycite!"
You read "Salamandastron" just
because one of the main charachters is named "Mara" ;)
You read Star Wars: The Last
Command because that's Mara's favorite charachter and that's where she
got her name sake from!
You plant a rose bush outside
of your window, in hopes of attracting Tuxedo Mask.
When you heard that the YTV
cable network already has a few of the new Sailor Moon episodes in their
possession, you considered a covert raid on the studio.
While having dinner at a Chinese
resteraunt, you ask them if they have any Zoy sause.
You think that doctors should
prescribe Sailor Moon instead of Prozac, as a cure for depression.
You wonder if Queen Beryl had
a sister, who happens to be your algebra teacher, because the similarities
(personality wise) between the two are just too uncanny to be a coincidence.
You have a huge crush on.....
You believe that Sailor Moon
is the one bright pure light in our otherwise cynical world.
You buy all your Sailor Moon
merchandise in triplicate because you're afraid that one of your Moonie
friends will steal one set and that your younger sibling will somehow destroy
You glance at a page in a video
game magazine, see SMW (for Super Mario World), and wonder why there isn't
YKYWTM in front of it.
You now bathe with Sailor Moon
bubble bath, cover your lips with Sailor Moon lip balm, and brush your
hair with your Sailor Venus hair brush.
You work at Wal-Mart where you're
supposed to address customers by name, and you accidently call a girl named
Serena, Meatball Head!
You're drafted by the army,
but you refuse to go, on the grounds that you 'only fight for love'.
The YKYWTMSMW list is also a
list of your lifetime goals.
You wore an orange armband for
a whole week after Neflite died.
Your phone got turned off for
a month because you bought The Doom Tree Box Set instead of paying the
You and your best Moonie friend
stage the debate "Where does Tuxedo Mask keep his roses?" for your English
You worried if Lita was okay,
after first hearing about those comet fragments hitting Jupiter.
You don't watch Sailor Moon
for a whole day and your VCR attacks you in the middle of the night demanding
its Sailor Moon fix.
A friend reads the previous
and says, "That's impossible." (meaning the VCR attacking) and you say,
"I know! Me going a whole day without Sailor Moon?! YEAH RIGHT!!!"
Your parents run around shouting
"Why can't she just be a normal teenager?!"
You always answer the phone
You take back the Crescent Moon
wand you bought from Toys-R-Us, complaining it's defective because it broke
when you used it to break open your piggybank.
You are happy when your boyfriend
breaks up with you, because you are convinced that he has visions in his
head that you are in danger, so you say 'Oh boy, he really does care!'
You buy the Sailor Moon Doom
Tree Series Boxed Set, and as soon as you get home you proceed to call
all your Moonie friends and invite them over for a 4 and a half hour long
Sailor Moon Doom Tree Party!
You insist on having a Sailor
Moon impersonator at your wedding.
You end up marrying her instead
of your former fiance.
You don't eat mashed potatoes
any more. You only eat Venus Crescent Beam Smashed potatoes.
While waiting for your parents
to buy your clothes in a Sears store, you go over to the computer section
and fix all the screen savers to say "This computer is the property of
You hold on to the hope that
Nephlite really didn't die and is now vacationing in the Bahamas with Molly.
A girl at your school named
Serena now thinks you're crazy, because one day you walked up to her and
said "I know who you REALLY are."
When you visit the Epcot Center
at Disney World, you can't help but wonder, "What's the Imperium Silver
Crystal doing here? And how did it get so big?"
You're still trying to figure
out a way to make a living watching Sailor Moon.
Your children did something
wrong and instead of saying "You're grounded.", you say "In the name of
the moon, I will punish you!"
When making an omelet in the
morning, it somehow turns out to be in the shape of a crescent moon.
You sit your black cat down
and say, 'All right! I know you're Luna, and you know I'm Serena. Now cough
up my Crescent Moon wand!!!" Unfortunately, the only thing your cat coughs
up, is a hairball!
You happen to watch Sailor Moon
on the USA cable network, so you join the USA Kids Club in a show of support
for Sailor Moon.
You happen to watch Sailor Moon
on the USA cable network, so you join the USA Kids Club in a show of support
for Sailor Moon, even though you haven't been considered a kid in over
You plan on making the 500 mile
drive from your home in the US, to Canada, every Saturday, just to stay
for a half hour to watch the new Sailor Moon episodes.
You found out through experience
that roses dipped in liquid nitrogen become stiff, but shatter when thrown.
You get kicked out of your keyboarding
class for trying to type one handed like Amy does.
Your friends are beginning to
prefer the tone of the "Emergency Broadcast System" to your incessant humming
of the opening theme to "Sailor Moon."
People start singing a song
about you: "
Throwing things by moonlight
Stalking guys by daylight
Make her go away,
get her out of sight
She is that one weird Sailor
You use to wish you were Tuxedo
Mask, but after considering how much it would cost just to keep you in
roses, you change your mind.
When your teacher returns your
"What I did over Summer Vacation" essay, she asks why you gave her a forty-six
page story about 'Sailor Moon'.
You think Tuxedo Mask could
split Robin Hood's arrow with a rose.
You spent all day Saturday watching
and rewatching your tape of "Rubeus Evens the Score", while munching on
some left over Strawberry Pop Tarts.
You have already preordered
the new Sailor Moon soundtrack CD.
Your VCR has started recording
Sailor Moon episodes on it's own.
Just hearing the name 'Darien'
makes you smile, giggle, and blush.
You take your Sailor Mercury
doll to school everyday so she can help you with your schoolwork.
Your best friend (who happens
to be a non-Moonie) nearly strangles you in the middle of the night because
you were talking about Sailor Moon even in your sleep.
While walking through your school
parking lot, a black cat jumps on the roof of a car nearby and stares at
you, like Luna did to Serena in episode #1... For the rest of the day you
run around happily exclaiming that Luna has finally found you!
When some snobby girl at school
says "You are the only person I know who likes this 'Sailor Moon' thing."
you look at her sympathetically and reply "Oh, you poor thing..."
You think Serena invented the
You are positive that the Negaverse
is behind the El Niño.
When you heard that there was
a new article about the proposed live action Sailor Moon movie in the 'Hollywood
Reporter', your hope sprang anew for the future of Sailor Moon in North
You are seriously considering
making Geena Davis your new favorite actress.
You and your friends can't remember
what you use to talk about in that dismal void that existed before you
discovered Sailor Moon.
You start to panic because you
only have four weeks left to finish your Sailor Moon Halloween costume.
Whenever someone ask your name,
you say "I am the one, (your name here)."
You bake chocolate cupcakes,
just for your cat.
You name your poodle Fifi and
take her out for ice cream.
You're mad at your parents for
not having the right genetics to give you pink hair!
You wonder what the original
color of your room is, since it's now covered from floor to ceiling with
posters and picture printouts of Sailor Moon.
You sit down to write a Sailor
Moon crossover fanfic, but then you realize you can't because you have
never watched any other shows.
Before you let anyone photograph
you, you insist on checking their camera out, to make sure Neflite's symbol
is not on it.
You find out 'The Starry Night'
by Vincent van Gogh IS about Sailor Moon: The cypress tree at the lower
left is big and dark, as the energy from the Negaverse. The Moon is on
the opposite end. The stars (which are really stars and PLANETS) and the
moon joined their peaceful and intense energy, shown there with swirling
lines, to fight it. The straight vertical lines and triangle shapes from
the town create a rhythm that gradually changes to the swirling rhythm
of the sky: the loving and peaceful energy from the celestial bodies were
able to defeat the evil and absorbed them in their peace.
You called Bandai Incorporated,
pretending to own a Toys R Us store, in hopes of getting a Cardzillion
machine put in your room.
You watch 'Entertainment Tonight'
every day, hoping to see a story on the possible new Sailor Moon movie.
You decide to become president
of the USA, just so you can propose a bill to rename the country, "The
United Scouts Of America!"
You get upset that references
to the 17 new episodes won't appear on this YKYWTMSMW list until Mara gets
to watch them on the USA Network.
You are shocked and dismayed
when you realize that the Sailor Scouts' birthdays are not mentioned on
While sitting in study hall,
you say to the person sitting next you, "This is such a snoozer!"
You're going crazy trying to
figure out a good way to make 'meatball style' hair for your Sailor Moon
You toss pink flower petals
around yourself, hoping that they will transport you to the Negaverse.
Whenever you're on a train that
is pulling out of the station, you always look back to see if Amy is running
You flunked English class, because
your teacher wouldn't accept papers where you dotted the i's with little
You have a sofa in the shape
of a crescent moon.
You are diligently taping the
17 new episodes, with plans of mailing copies of them to Sailor Moon addicts
in the United States.
Everyday when school lets out
you yell, "I'm outie!!!"
You're sure that Serena could
break the new land speed record, simply by being late for school...
Your favorite electronics shop
is Rae-dio Shack.
Your computer automatically
opens up your Sailor Moon folder when booted up.
One night, your mother gets
onto the computer and in a wild rage deletes all of your Sailor Moon files.
You ask her in tears why she did it and she says in a sing-song voice,
"She is the one, Sailor Mom!"
You've just bought a Venus Fly
Even though Halloween is still
over a week away, you somehow find an excuse to put on your Sailor Moon
costume every single day.
Every time you raise your hand
in class, you have the uncontrollable urge to shout "Moon Prism Power!"
You write to Entertainment Tonight,
asking them to do a report on the possible live action Sailor Moon movie...
You call long distance to a
friend who lives in Canada, and proceed to talk them into playing the new
Sailor Moon CD over the telephone.
You fear what will happen on
Halloween when all the people wearing Negaverse costumes meet all the people
wearing Sailor Scout costumes.
On finding out your boyfriend
hates Sailor Moon, you break up with him. You then proceed to sit around
for hours watching old Sailor Moon episodes and wondering why all guys
can't be more like... Melvin?
Whenever you see a motorcycle
drive by, you always check to see if the rider is wearing a tuxedo.
When you try to give someone
advice, you find yourself ending with "Sailor Moon Says! Heeheehee!"
While watching Star Trek:Voyager,
you wonder if Janeway gets hair tips from Serena... That bun does look
rather like a giant meatball!
When asked to sign the cast
of a friend with a broken bone, you wrote "Moon Healing Activation" thinking
it would help.
You have threatened to use your
Moon Scepter on more than one anti-Sailor Moon web site creator.
You're afraid to go near a cemetery,
for fear of being attacked by a boxing vulture.
You take your boyfriend for
a walk in the park, hoping to find a Fortune Teller that would predict
it's time for 'a little kissy face'.
The week before Halloween, you
put a big sign in your front yard, reading... "Extra candy on Halloween
night for any Trick-or-Treaters wearing a Sailor Moon costume!"
You carve Sailor Moon's face
on a pumpkin for Halloween.
After eating a bowl of Lucky
Charms, all of the crescent moons are still left in the bowl, because you
couldn't find the heart to eat them...
You couldn't find your daughter
a Rini costume to match with your Sailor Moon costume, so you bought her
a Poison Ivy one instead.
For Halloween, you write a crossover
fan fiction story featuring the Sailor Scouts in the movie Scream!
Instead of proposing to your
girlfriend with a diamond ring, you offer her a musical locket.
You absolutely refuse to walk
10 feet in front of any girl named Amy, for fear of being flatten by a
2 ton iron beam!
When closing tupperware containers
you always shout, "Moon Preservation Power!!!"
You get grounded for a month
because your father found out that you broke his nail gun by trying to
shoot nails with roses attached, just so they would stick in the ground.
You printed up little Sailor
Moon information booklets, to give out with the Halloween candy.
You attempt to find Dr. Dolittle,
so you can learn how to talk to cats.
You have so much Sailor Moon
merchandise, Bandai orders from you.
You do your Journalism assignment
on Sailor Moon.
You make mention of this YKYWTMSMW
web page in your Journalism assignment on Sailor Moon. :)
You think Craig and Arianna
(the Spartan cheerleaders from Saturday Night Live) would make a great
addition to your SMFC (Sailor Moon Fan Club). You even write a cheer for
them... SMFC, SMFC roll call!
*clapping hands* Her name is
she likes to study,
her best buddy!
SMFC roll call!
Her name is Serena,
she likes Bunny,
and Darian, is her honey!
You think "Men in Black" is
a movie about Tuxedo Mask's fan club.
Your mother sees you franticly
sewing on a princess Serena dress and tells you that Halloween was last
week, to which you reply "I know that, but Homecoming is in 2 weeks!"
You're watching the "Wizard
of Oz", and you wonder why Dorothy doesn't just say "Crystal Key...Take
Me Home!" to get home.
You still wore your Sailor Moon
costume, complete with short skirt, on Halloween night, even though the
temperature fell to 35 degrees.
It's your parent's anniversary
and you agree to make them a romantic dinner, but when they sit down at
the table, they are very surprised to find that their 'romantic' anniversary
dinner consists of... peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches, squid on a stick,
coconut fried shrimp, and vanilla and prune milkshakes for dessert!
You think Rae may secretly be
the owner of your favorite football team... the Baltimore Ravens.
You read the statements on this
web page and think, "It's funny, because it's true."