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(You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When)

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You visit New York, and at first glance you could have sworn that the Statue of Liberty was holding the Moon scepter in her hand, instead of a torch.

Your family doesn't eat rice anymore cause they're still picking it out of their hair from your last "eat like Serena" experiment.

You start to wonder if Catsy was ever a ballerina.

You replace all the pictures of your family and friends in your wallet with sailor moon trading cards.

Whenever you see someone wearing weird clothes, you say "Their fashion sense is way last season."

You take a trip to the North Pole, not to find Santa, but to destroy the Negaverse.

You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with Windows, into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon says, Windows 95 is now starting."

You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when it starts up.

You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when it shuts down.

You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal Power!" opens one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.

You give up playing Solitaire, for fear of the cards coming to life and draining your energy.

You have so many Sailor Moon dolls on your bed, there's no room for you!

Everytime you throw a frisbee, you shout "Moon Tiara Magic!"

You attempt to swat a fly that's been buzzing around pestering you, but before you kill it, you say "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"

You plan on opening up your very own "Sailor Moon store". With various fashions and giftware relating to the Sailor Scouts. And you ask the Sailor Moon voice actors, to sign autographs at the grand opening.

You look for the nearest phonebooth, to cry in, whenever you get dumped by your boyfriend.

You expect everyone who's named 'Amy', to have blue hair and an IQ over 300.

You sign up for America Online, then proceed to create five different Screen Names for five different Sailors Scouts.

You sign up for Hotmail and then proceed to create five different login names for five different Sailor Scouts.

The only reason you got internet access, was to sign the SOS online petition.

You hope you are a Sailor scout and Luna just hasn't found you yet.

You are afraid to use striped pencils, for fear they are part of Neflite's plans.

Your car breaks down on the way to work, and you tell your fellow car-poolers that you can all still get there on time if they would just join hands in a circle and chant, "Scout Power...". When they don't go for that, you wave the dipstick at the car in an effort to "heal" it.

You start making a list of possible names for more of Queen Beyrl's generals. Strobelite, Blacklite, Budlite...

You plan to someday have five daugthers and name them... Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, and Mina.

Anytime one of your friends sees a Sailor Moon related item, they always think of you.

You call up a local radio station, and ask them to play a song from the Sailor Moon CD.

You ask someone with the last name of "Moon", if they would name their newborn daughter "Sailor", so there would be a girl named Sailor Moon in real life.

While being given an ink blot test, by a psychiatrist(that your parents are forcing you to see because of your Sailor Moon fascination), You tell the psychiatrist that the ink blots look like "A crescent moon, a rose, a temple, a floating ball that looks like a cat, a tuxedo, a mask, a tiara..."

You ask Greg or Raye to find out what tonight's winning lottery numbers will be.

While reading, your eyes start playing tricks on you. Instead of seeing the name Lisa you see Lita, Nina becomes Mina, Sheena becomes Serena.

You watch a tv test pattern for an hour one morning, hoping that Sailor Moon will come on. Because your local TV station moved Sailor Moon to a different time slot, and didn't list the change in the TV guide.

You're more of a Moonie than your sister, and she's in the target audience.

None of your friends will come to your house anymore, for fear you'll force them to watch Sailor Moon.

You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"

You build a swimming pool in the shape of a crescent moon.

You have to listen to the Sailor Moon CD, to be able to get to sleep.

You need to buy an engagement ring, and you vow to only get it at the OSAP jewelry store.

You've tried to convert your friends into Moonies, so many times that they now run away screaming, if you say something even remotely like "Sailor..."

Every time you see a new Sailor Moon item, you simply HAVE to buy it!

Whenever your mom complains about your grades, your response is, "At least I'm doing better than Serena!"

You still think Zoycite is cute, even after learning the truth!

You get angry when someone comes up with a better YKYWTMSMW than you did.

You sent in so many YKYWTMSMW suggestions, Starfox has a restraining order against you.

You fight with your friends over who gets Darian.

The minute you walk into your local comic store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new Sailor Moon stuff in stock.

You can't get the Sailor Moon soundtrack music, out of your head.

You spend hundreds of dollars buying hair extensions so you can look like Serena.

You have rigged up your Windows95 desktop to look like this. (Note the name of the notebook file. You'd have this there so you could easily cut and paste the name into the FIND option in Nestscape. Which then allows you to easily pick up where you left off reading this YKYWTMSMW page.)

You spend hours fiddling with the earring on your right ear, hoping that a VR Visor will materialize across your eyes.

Whenever you yell or cry, your mouth takes up half your face.

You come home terribly late, and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you. NO SAILOR MOON FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!!

You set up an SOS petition table in your local mall.

You browse through your local white-pages, looking for someone named "Amy Anderson".

You take your Sailor Moon CD to Sears and slip it into one of the Stereos on display. And proceed to play "Carry On" as loud as you can.

Your Algebra teacher sends you to the Guidance Counselor because during a test she caught you trying to contact Amy through your pink calculator.

You get a calm feeling of joy and contentment every time you are seated in front of the TV and the Sailor Moon theme starts.

You spend your time looking for a new planet in the Solar System so you can name it and declare yourself the Sailor Scout of that planet!

You sing the Sailor Moon Theme song at assemblies, instead of your national anthem.

On a clear evening, you look at the western horizon and say, "Hey, I can see Sailor Venus' planet from here."

You're playing your Sailor Moon CD while reading this page.

You bought Doom II just so you could play the Sailor Moon wad.

You catch yourself (or are caught) whistling or singing "Fighting evil by moonlight..."

You keep trying to do up your niece's hair like Serena's (much to the dismay of her parents).

Your teacher actually said something like this to you. "OKAY!!, one more 'Sailor Moon' outta you, and I'm sending you straight to the PRINCIPAL!"..... And there you went.

Your friends decide that because you are nuts about Sailor Moon and that you are always on the net, that they will nickname you Melvin!

You take a picture of one of the Sailor Scouts to your hair stylist and say... "Make my hair look like hers."

You don't associate with anyone who thinks Sailor Moon is lame.

You give away your pet dog (which you've had since he was just a puppy), because he used your Sailor Mercury doll as a chew-toy.

You can't look at a squirrel in a park without flinching.

You start dating one of the Scouts... in your dreams.

You buy air time on a local TV station and run your own advertisements for sailor Moon.

You run this YKYWTMSMW list through your 'Print Preview' option and find out it's over 32 pages long, but you go ahead and print it out anyway.

You find it odd when you see a billboard written in English.

You actually admit to the sales clerk, that the Sailor Moon dolls you're buying are for yourself, and not a little sister or niece.

You are the only one in your school who wants to wear school uniforms.

You paint Sailor Moon murals on your bedroom walls.

You see a black cat in an alley and you say to it, "Luna is that you?"

You ask the Bank of Japan if Sailor Moon's picture will be seen on the new 1,000,000 yen note.

You keep a diary... not about the events in your own life, but of Serena's life.

The famous jumping bus scene from 'Speed' & 'Spy Hard' reminds you of the SM episode where Serena takes a bus and ends up in another dimension.

For the upcoming new season of 'Reboot', you hope to see Dot "rebooting" into a Sailor Scout.

When the doctor listens to your heartbeat, he discovers it beats in rhythm to the Sailor Moon theme song.

You got mad when Sailor Mercury decided to stay, because you already made one-way flight reservations to Germany.

Every bookmark in your web browser is a Sailor Moon link.

Everyday you inform your friends at work of the updated total number of signatures on the S.O.S. page.

You become so fascinated with the moon, people start to think you're a werewolf.

You form your own addict support group just for moonies. But, only succeed in getting every member of the group even more hooked on the show.

While at the arcade you always play the crane games, hoping to grab a Sailor Moon doll.

You watch a whole Sailor Moon episode on tape, in slow motion, to see if there are any bits that you couldn't see at normal speed.

You have arranged your sleep patterns around the show.

You kept your friend on the phone for nearly two hours, reading him the whole YKYWTMSMW list!

You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing Activation!"

You run to your local supermarket every week just to see if Darian and Serena's love life made it onto the front pages of the tabloids.

You think all you need to survive is to eat, sleep, and watch Sailor Moon. Then you think maybe eating and sleeping aren't that important.

No magnifying glass in your house is safe from your never-ending search for the perfect Crescent Moon Wand.

You have an office desk made in the shape of a crescent moon.

You got kicked out of the Coca-Cola bottling plant, because you kept asking when the Sailor Moon commemorative bottles are coming out.

You see Wonder Woman's boots and wonder if she shops at the same store as Sailor Moon.

You think that AC/DC's song "ThunderStruck" is about Sailor Jupiter.

You start to cry whenever the SOS web site releases bad news.

You're playing basketball, and you suddenly bounce the ball really high and yell, "Luna Ball Kitty Magic!"

You make your own Sailor V game in Qbasic.

You write Sony Television, asking them to have a "Sailor Moon" category in Jeopardy. Or "Sailor Moon" as a puzzle in Wheel of Fortune.

You offer your little sister's friend 50 bucks for her Sailor Moon CD, after you've looked through every store in your area in vain.

You freely admit that you have a crush on one of the Scouts (or Darian).

In chemistry class, you add pigtails to the water molecule so it will look like Serena's head.

You envy Mara for getting to start everyday by checking e-mail for new YKYWTMSMW contributions.

Instead of sending your sick friend a "Get Well" card, you send one that says: "Moon Healing Activation."

You wish Serena said this after using the luna pen. "It just goes to show you that the Luna Pen is mightier than the sword."

You hang out in front of florist shops, hoping to see Darian.

You dye your little sister's hair pink. Much to the dislike of your parents.

Everyday you put Miracle Grow on your hair, in an attempt to get it long enough, that you too can have a meatball head.

You ask your doctor if you can have x-rays taken of yourself. In hopes of finding a Rainbow Crystal inside you.

You convert your whole soccer team into Moonies, and suggest they rename the team to "The Soccer Scouts".

You rearrange the furniture in your apartment so it looks like Darians apartment.

You get a safety deposit box, at a bank, just to store your complete set of Sailor Moon trading cards.

You stick your hand in the air and shout "Moon Prism Power!" to see if you'll transform into Sailor Moon.

You look up the person with the longest hair in the world, in the guiness book of world records, and contact them to suggest they put it up "Serena-style".

You practice doing the "sailor moon says" laugh.

You hope to win a 40 million dollar Lotto jackpot, so you can buy the rights to Sailor Moon, and get more episodes translated.

You think Kerri Strug and Shannon Miller would make great new Sailor Scouts!

Your friends want you to do something "bad", so you quote the appropriate "Sailor Moon Says", word for word (including the laugh), on why you shouldn't.

You spend all of your free time thinking up YKYWTMSMW's.

You've converted more people to Moonies than Rush Limbaugh has to Republicans.

You have a link to this YKYWTMSMW page on your own homepage.

You make a bumper sticker that reads: "I break for the Sailor Scouts!"

Whenever it's raining, you have an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Rainy Day Man".

The only time you get off the internet Sailor Moon web sites, is to watch the show itself.

Your newborn sister's first words aren't "Mama", they're "Moon Prism Power!"

Your girlfriend is similar to Serena in so many ways, it's scary. (And you love to be scared! :)

You send hate mail to the "Anti Sailor Moon Page".

You insist that your boyfriend dress and behave more like Tuxedo Mask.

You look up in the night sky, and are shocked to learn that the moon actually has phases other than 'Crescent'!

You are on a never ending quest, to collect every Sailor Moon picture on the internet.

You begin to see a lighter, more positive side of Queen Beryl

You are purposely late for school every day, in hopes of seeing Serena in detention.

You can't look at a plate of spaghetti and meatballs without thinking about Sailor Moon.

You begin to wonder what the guys in your class would look like in a tuxedo and a cape.

You call the annoying nerd in your class, Melvin.

You brush your Sailor Scout doll's hair more than you brush your own.

You try to make a floating Luna Ball from a helium balloon.

You get a paper cut, but instead of getting a bandaid, you instantly take out a pen and wave it around yelling "Moon Healing Activation".

At any mention of karaoke, you immediately start singing "Home On The Range", Ann style.

You become known as the 'Human Sailor Moon Encyclopedia'.

You keep having thoughts that Rapunzel was actually Princess Serena and the Prince was Prince Darian. (Were they also re-born in medieval times?)

You unconsciously talk in Molly's accent for long periods of time.

You take a sudden liking to vanilla prune shakes.

You attempt to save enough money to buy the local football stadium. So you can rename it the "Serena Arena".

You refuse to listen to 'Pink Floyd' because you think that "The Dark Side of the Moon" has to be part of a negaverse plot.

Sailor Moon is more important to you, than even your family and friends.

You're parents call you 'meatball head' whenever you're down, and you feel better within seconds.

You answer the phone with a pleasant "Hidee Ho!", no matter who it happens to be.

During a thunderstorm you jump on your trampoline as high as possible, while doing the appropriate hand moves and shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash"!

You try to suck up energy by using a vacuum cleaner on your friends.

You are the only GUY in your high school with a Sailor Moon backpack. And are proud of it!

On the first night you get your new computer, you immediately log-on to the internet, and search out Sailor Moon web sites, and stay on wayyyyy past 6 AM looking at ONLY Sailor Moon web sites.

You and a fellow Moonie friend, spend hours arguing over the exact true color of Raye's hair.

You wrap your sandwich with 'Serena Wrap'.

When you shut your computer down you have it set up to say "Sailor Moon says, see ya!". AND you never get bored of hearing it...

You propose some street names in new housing development areas. e.g. Sailor Moon St., Avery Ave., Darian Dr., Rini Rd., Lita Lane, Catsy Cres., Prism Place, Birdy Blvd., Tuxedo Mask Terrance.

You call every arcade in town, and ask if Andrew is working tonight.

You just KNOW that all the flute players in the school orchestra are aliens, with a Doom Tree in their house.

You can type "Sailor Moon" faster than your own name!

You throw around ice cubes while yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!".

You receive 200+ messages a day from Sailor Moon mailing lists.

You SEND 200+ messages a day to Sailor Moon mailing lists.

You order your friends and family never to phone you, while Sailor Moon is on.

You look into a mirror and think you see Sailor Moon.

You print up hundreds of SOS fliers, and rent a plane to drop them over your city.

You and your Moonie friends get together and make a music video for the Sailor Moon theme song.

Your parents yell at you for turning your light on and off during the night, and your excuse is you kept on thinking of great YKYWTMSMW's.

You can make Moonies out of people who have never even seen the show.

You have actually been to every Sailor Moon web site that exist.

You drive your friends crazy by reading them this entire YKYWTMSMW list.

You think that if the entire police department started wearing... short skirts, big bows, and long white gloves, they would catch more bad guys.

You do the 'Mina wave' whenever you see your friends.

You watch your recorded tapes of Sailor moon in slow motion just so it'll last longer.

Your parents wear earplugs all the time, because you will not shut up about Sailor Moon.

Every time you see a link to a new Sailor Moon web site, you simply have to check it out!

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