(You Know You Watch Too
Much Sailor Moon When)
You Freaked when Mara opened
a 5th page!
You wonder if you can be Sailor
The spirits in the fire are
now calling you and you put them on hold because Sailor Moon is on.
You join the animal rescue league
in hopes that you might find Luna.
You begin to cross your favorite
thing with Sailor Moon i.e, Sailor Eponine, Tuxedo Jones (as in, From Indiana
Jones), Sailor Beanie Baby......
You can rattle off more than
50 of these by memory.
You personally own more than
5 Sailor Moon sites.
You have at least 50 or more
Sailor Moon sites bookmarked (I counted all of mine to make sure of the
You have written numeros letters
to Rachel Blanchard (Clueless) asking her to wear her hair in meatballs
on an episode of the show to show
You flood Starfox's mailbox
with hatemail for closing down the first YKYWTMSMW page (don't actually
Last summer you were seen running
around throwing ice cubes screaming "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
You dress up like Zoisite and
go around school trying to find the 7 rainbow crystals. When people laugh
at your costume, you throw rose petals in their face.
You dress up like Malachite
and crash a Sailor Moon stage show, state who you are, what you want (the
crystal) and start throwing pink boomerangs at them.
When security drags you away
you scream out Zoisite's name and yell that your going to join her real
The security gaurds at the DIC
know you by name.
All you have to do is THREATEN
to talk about Sailor Moon to shut up your friends! :)
You play all you Sailor Moon
sound files backwards to see it there are any hidden messages that everyone
You still like Malachite, even
though you know 'the truth'.
You go antiquing for your very
own Crystal Key.
You find a strong resemblence
between Tuxedo Nephlyte and Howie D as a vampire in the Everybody (Backstreet's
You now put Star Seed atop you
Christmas tree or Hanuchka bush.
You've printed every Sailor
Moon fan-fiction off the web and created you very own Sailor Moon library.
No matter how hard you try,
the people at the publishing company won't seem to accept your Sailor Moon
You join anti-moon pages so
you can bring them down from the inside!
People you don't even know come
up to you and hand you a Sailor Moon item they bought on their vacation
for the simple reason that they "saw it and immediately thought of you".
You don't want a car for your
sixteenth birthday, you want a plane ticket to Japan.
You whip out your Sailor Moon
wallet during a school function, and all the moonies you converted are
summoned to you.
You have been dubbed "The Sailor
Moon Queen" but you insist that they call you Queen Serenity instead.
You had to add extra memory
to your computer just so you could keep all your Sailor Moon files.
You got a Chibi Chibi doll,
directly imported from Japan.
Instead of talking, you just
say "Chibi chibi"
You run up to people, shove
your Chibi Chibi doll in their face and scream "Chibi Chibi!" in their
ears and when they say "Who is this?" you say "Chibi Chibi." and whn they
say "What?" you say "Chibi Chibi" etc...
You draw the sign of Mercury
on your homework and tests, in hopes of scoring a higher grade.
You put cheesy quotes from the
Sailor Says into your email signature file.
You decide not to talk about
Sailor Moon for the day...you barely manage to get to school.
You make your very own, "Moonie
and proud of it!" pin and stick it onto your backpack.
You know the theme song by heart,
but when someone asks you to recite the Pledge of Allegiance, you're clueless.
You and your moonie pals hold
Sailor Moon Marathons each week, and have contests over who remembers the
You are immensely jealous when
you don't win those contests.....
You rejoiced when you heard
Sailor Moon was coming to Cartoom Network June 1st, see SOS for more details.
You grab your non-Moonie pals
to your weekly Sailor Moon Marathons...and convert them into Moonies!
You make a comic for the school
newspaper with at least three Sailor Moon in-jokes a day.
You could be mistaken for a
Senshi at first glance.
You look physically like one
Senshi but spend all your time searching for the right clothes...
You have to make a hero for
creative writing. You submit a Sailor Moon fanfic and get an A+.
You did it! You did it! After
6 months of waiting, you hair is long enough and just wavy enough to look
exactly like Sailor Jupiter's! Now where's that transformation pen...
You get Nephlyte's little symbol
encrusted on your class ring.
When you dream, you dream that
you have hit the motherload of sailor moon goodies!
You've done ALL of these before
you eve knew this list existed!
You send your very own made-up
Sailor Scout to Mara at email@example.com
When you see the Blues Brothers
2000, you immediately drag all your friends (moonie or not) to see it 'coz
when they sing "Ghost riders in the sky", there's a Sailor Moon doll in
a stall for around half a second!
You get cought surfing down
the lanes of the supermarket in a shoping cart like Sailor Mars.
You try to teach your black
cat to talk to you.
You try to teach your now talking
cat to speak with an accent like Luna's.
You see two big black birds
outside of your local Shinto temple, so you go around screaming to all
your Moonie friends that you found Sailor Mars.
You stand in a field in your
new Sailor Jupiter costume with a lightning rod strapped to your head,
while doing your best Lita pose and saying "Jupiter Thunder Dragon!", hoping
to be struck by lightning.
When you drive and meet up with
a bad driver, you suddenly have an urge to yell, "In the name of the moon
I will punish you!" and then honk in the rhythm of the theme song.
You pledge allegiance to the
I pledge allegiance to Sailor
And all of the Sailor Senshi.
Thunder and lightning for which
one nation, Crystal Tokyo, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for
You got a Sailor Moon comforter,
but it clashes with your room so much, your mom won't let you put it on
You do anyway.
You get grounded for doing the
above, so you now sleep rolled up in your comforter like a sleeping bag
on the floor.
You haven't slept in a bed in
over a month.....
People stop you in a store or
you stop people in a store and ask about their Sailor Moon shirt.
You love Sailor Moon so much,
other moonies can sense you're a moonie.
You stopped me in a science
store and asked about my Sailor Moon t-shirt and proceed to do the "Sailor
Moon Says" laugh.
You will shell out $25 for a
Sailor Moon t-shirt, $20 for an (incomplete but imported) set of Sailor
Mooon keychains, $8 for a Sailor Moon poster etc, but won't give $1 for
a 20 oz. bottle of Pepsi (note: I actually did this today and I made SURE
I made a mental note about the prices)
You get your boyfriend (or some
other tall guy) to dress up in a tux, put on a cape and mask, and follow
you around, "appearing out of nowhere" when you get in trouble to save
Your friends are then jealous
and try to find out who this mysterious guy really is.
Your creative writing teacher
tells you to pretend you are a rosebush, and you automatically pretend
you are Darian's.
You dressed up like a Sailor
Scout for Halloween, and you are a guy!
You write a university paper
on how Columbus sailed to America aboard the Mina, the Pinta, and the Santa
On the last day of school you
dress up like princess Serenity. 1 minute before the dismissal bell rings
you confront your evil Social Studies teacher and yell "Cosmic Moon Power"
with your moon wand playing the little tune. Part of it was for leaving
out the lesson about the old moon kingdom you graciously wrote for him.
Dressing like the scouts wasn't
enough, so now you TALK like them! The only problem is, you fav. scout
is Sailor ChibiMoon (blah!!!!!).
Your friends ask you to change
people, so you choose Sailor Molly and Tuxedo Melvin.
Your parents refuse to take
you on any more vacations because your "Sailor Moon withdrawl symptoms
are way too hard to handle."
You stop right in the middle
of what you're doing to send a YKYWTMSMW phrase.
You get really annoyed when
you forget the YKYWTMSMW phrase when you get to your computer and bring
up the internet.
You press your forehead to your
computer screen in hopes you get Sailor Mercury's symbol on your forhead.
You press your forehead to your
computer screen in hopes you get Sailor Mercury's symbol on your forhead...
And you actually get it.
Then you realize you don't have
it, so you mope around and send nasty letters to your cable operator, threatening
to give you Sailor Moon or else!
You realize you can rearrange
your name to have something to do with Sailor Moon.
You've made up your own characters
to Sailor Moon, and you already know how they fit into the plot, past present
You make up another dreamy hero
for the series so that you and your friends don't all have to fight over
Darien.(or the Negaverse generals!)
You make Luna and Artemis as
a final project in ceramics.
Every time you meet with your
friends to discuss Sailor Moon with them, you call it "Scout Business".
You and your friends dress in
the color of your respective scouts every thursday, including the appropriate
You write your scout name on
your school papers.
You had a humongeous party when
you heard the new episodes would be aired!
You dressed up like your favorite
Sailor scout for the return of Sailor moon.
You have a Sailor Moon shirt
for every day of the week.
You are convinced El Nino is
another Negaverse plot to suck the energy out from humans.
You take it upon yourself to
educate the world about Sailor Moon.
You have an entire video cabinet
devoted to Sailor Moon.
You plan to yell, "World Shaking!"
during the next earthquake.
You plan to yell, "Deep submerge!"
during the next flood.
No matter how hard you try,
you always end up saying "Deep Submerge" instead of the title of that new
movie, "Deep Impact", much to the amusement of your fellow moonies.
You make up your own episode
and you pretend you're fighting a battle being your own made up senshi
whenever you get bored.
You do the senshi's attacks
underwater, since you can't really twirl around as gracefully on land.
You search for every white horse
there is, and you see if they have the golden crystal and a pair of wings.
You've tried to transform into
your favorite Senshi more than once.
You've tried to get so many
You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon Whens in that you had to see a doctor
because your fingers were stuck in a typing positition.
You try to get more Sailor Moon
merchandise than Naoko Takeuchi.
You book a flight for San Diego
for mid-August, just to meet with Naoko Takeuchi!
You could swear that your teachers
have just cut the "-ite" from their names.
You think that 2 days without
Sailor Moon is cruel and unusual punishment, therefore, the parental units
cannot, by law, ground you from the TV.
You start to take the bus EVERYWHERE
you go, in hopes that you will find an alternate dimension.
You plot to have that huge TV
screen in Times Square hijacked and turned into a 24-hour Sailor Moon TV,
turning all of New York into Moonies!!!
You "write ykywtmsmw's by moonlight,
sleep by daylight", and think it normal behavior.
You try to turn your room into
You know the ykywtmsmw e-mail
address (firstname.lastname@example.org) by heart, but you forget your boyfriend's.
You go to sleep wearing a sailor
fuku, and with your home made-wand in your hand, with faith that you will
be a REAL sailor senshi when you wake up.
You're afraid to wake up and
find out that your dream has not come true yet... (yet)...
In the morning while eating
lucky charms, you stick one of the crescent moon marshmallows on your forehead
all day, bragging to everyone that Luna finally found you.
You write to TY demanding that
they make a Luna and Artemis beanie babies
You plan on seeing the movie
Small Solders, thinking that the Sailor Scout Action figuers will show
up to save the day.
If you go out and buy a $2000
hand held computer just so you have the final pices of your salior mercuery
outfit and it's not just for hollween any more!
You draw sailor moon characters
in the steam on the mirror when you get out of the shower.
You go to every toy store in
the state hoping to find any Sailor Moon merchandise that is not in your
collection already (which is virtually impossible!).
You joined or created a internet
gaming group (clan, guild, etc.) that based on Sailor Moon.
While in a planetarium, you
pretend you're Nephlyte.
You send Mara eight or more
suggestions at a time.
You begin to cry when you realize
that a kid at school has more Sailor Moon stuff than you.
You hide in the arcades at night
hoping to see a black cat walk in and talk to the video games.
Your best friend's favorite
scout is Sailor Mars (whom you hate because she is always so mean to Serena).
You decide to find a new best friend.
You swear revenge on Zoicite
for killing both Neflite and Tuxedo Mask.
You wish Queen Beryl's Generals
weren't so cute because you feel guilty for liking the way they look.
Your ultimate goal to be like
Serena is to look good in.... a TOWEL???
You blink your eyes during Serena's
transformation so your eyes can make little bleeping sounds.
You buy an ice skating outfit
like Litas in hopes it will make you skate better.
Since you can't wear the moon
princess dress to someone's wedding (for fear of taking attention away
from the bride) you take the Haruka appraoch and wear a tux instead.
You yell "Mars Fire Ignite"
when watching the Fourth of July Fireworks...or any fireworks, for that
You're convinced that at least
one of the writers from Small Soldiers frequents the YKYWTMSMW site, because
in the commercial one of the toys says, "We're not toys, we're Action Figures!"
You spend at least an hour each
night staring at the moon and wondering about the Moon Kingdom.
You spend at least an hour during
the day staring at the moon (when visible) and wondering about the Moon
You yell "Mars Fire Ignite"
when you light the campfire and then "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" when you
dump water on it to put it out.
You spend inordinate amounts
of time thinking up new YKYWTMSMW ideas.
You voted "Sailor Moon" as your
favorite anime on the Project Anime poll.
You think Sailor Moon + Redwall
is a cool idea! ;)
Just because you are like your
favorite scout, you think you ARE her!
You audition for your school
musical with the sailor moon theme song or "Oh Starry Night" etc.
You can match each "sailor moon
says" to it's corresponding episode.
You can match each Sailor Moon
sound on your computer to it's corresponding episode.
You own a prism that looks JUST
LIKE the silver crystal and meet Moonies by holding it up and shouting,
"Moon Crystal Power!"
You do the above at the begninning
of each meeting of the "Sailor Moon Clan" you started.
You walk into a store with $50.
You walk out with $49.95 in Sailor Moon stuff.
You start getting "flashbacks"
to your life in the Moon Kingdom.
You see Lawrence of Arabia for
the first time, and think "Moonlight Knight? Here? What?!
You get over a long time crush
by getting hooked on Darien/Tuxedo Mask.
You only listen to Bare Naked
Ladies' song "One Week" because they mention Sailor Moon. (They do!)
Mara knows you.
You believe you are Serena's
long lost sister.
You're not sad that your girlfriend/best
friend is moving to Africa, because you think "Cool, she'll get to meet
You're not sad that your girlfriend/best
friend is moving to Japan, because you think "Cool, she'll get to meet
You compare the Phantom of the
Opera to Tuxedo Mask.
You parents have begun charging
you for use of the printer just because you went through seven ink cartriges
in one day printing Sailor Moon pictures.
You make your very own copy
of this YKYWTMSMW page and add all your own YKYWTMSMW's to it so you can
pretend Mara really put them on!
You go to the barber with a
picture of Serena and say, 'Make my hair look like THAT!"
Your mother absent mindedly
begins to hum the theme song to Sailor Moon and doesn't realize it until
you, eyes filling with proud tears and elated, tell her so.
can outsmart loyal Moonies with her Sailor Moon knowledge/trivia; not because
she likes or even watches the show, but because she's been listening to
you babble on for so long.
You search the net for every
Ami in Japan and ask them all to marry you!
You spend a whole year just
trying to think up something to put in the YKYWTMSMW archive.
People say you're a lunatic
and you go crazy because Luna doesn't have ticks!
You write to NASA asking them
to take you to the Moon Kingdom.
You paint your nails sparkly
pink in the hopes that it will aid you in your efforts to transform into
You take out your phaser, which
you have because you are also a Trekkie, and whenever you shoot it you
shout, "Moon... Phaser... Vaporization!"
You finish reading all of the
YKYWTMSMW's and you start to get tears of joy becasue you finally feel
as if you are at home.
After searching your local mall
for earrings that look like Sailor Moon's in vain, you make an emergancy
trip to your local craft store to buy the supplies needed to make a pair.
The more you watch Darien, the
more irresistable he becomes to you.
You dress up like Serena in
hopes Alan will fall in love with you.
You call your friends to help
you raid YTV to get Sailor Moon tapes.
You think about stopping school
to watch Sailor Moon.
You make your own constellations
of Sailor Scouts!
You look for the constellations
"Tuxedo Mask" and "Andrew from the Arcade"!
You and your sister go totally
gaga every time Darien has any screen time.
You currently have Sailor Moon
characters decorating your desktop.
After Sailor Moon is over you
immediately rewind your tape and watch it again...twice!!!
You get really mad at you parents:
a) for being allergic to cats
b) for frightening away any
cats that come on your property, in hopes of (the cats) talking to you.
When shopping, someone places
a red rose in front of your face, and you scream, "EEEEEEEEEEK!! IT'S ALAN!!!
Your cable company doesn't carry
Cartoon Network, so you call them every day, until they finally say they'll
You plan to study Japanese for
your high school language, then become an Exchange Student in Japan....
all in hopes of meeting Naoko Takeuchi, and convincing her to include your
fanfic character into the series.
You spend all your time in the
school computer lab in hopes that Amy will show up.
A girl named Amy does show up,
but her hair is the wrong length and color.
You convince her to cut her
hair and dye it blue.
When you try to get her to wear
the sailor scout uniform, she shouts that you have "problems" and need
You finally realize that she's
not Sailor Mercury, as she'd be much more understanding.
You go back to the computer
lab and resume your search for Amy.
When you finally find someone
who looks like Serena, you try to drain her energy.
Whenever you step on an escalator,
you shriek, "MOON HEALING ESCALATION!"
You get into an argument with
your Moonie friend over whether or not she can marry Darien. You think
it would disrupt the timeline and make Sailor Pluto really mad. Your friend
just thinks you're nuts.
You scream, "JUPITER POWER,
MAKE-UP!" in the middle of a full, silent study hall...for no reason at
A teacher yells at you and a
Moonie friend for singing the theme song. You then stand up and launch
into an, "I will punish you!" speech.
A mysterious Sailor Soldier
is lurking in your dreams...
At school, a Sailor Moon hater
whispers, "Negaverse..." in your ear to bug you...and before they can react,
you've broken their nose, smashed their knee cap and given them a run for
their money...HARUKA STYLE!!!
It's your friend's first time
seeing "Day of Destiny" (while it's your 100th) and you can't help but
recite the dialogue along with the ep., while your friend is threatening
to kill you because she WANTS TO HEAR THE SHOW!!!
You're talking about Sega Saturn
games, and somehow SAILOR SATURN slips out...
You've listened to you CD so
many times that your PARENTS have started to sing the songs.
During social studies, you look
up and think you see, "SUPREME THUNDER" written on the board! It turns
out to be "Supreme Court"
Your stuffed animals all are
named after something from Sailor Moon.
You have a set of Glow-in-the-Dark
planets on the ceiling above your bed, and you call them your Guardians.
(That's me, too! ;) )
You've met Mara while looking
to buy Sailor Moon items in Kay-Bee toy store. (You know who you are out
there! ;) )
You've met fellow moonies by
them overhearing your converstions about Sailor Moon.
You blame Rini for Serena and
Darien breaking up.
You turn your sisters Cool Blue
Barbie into Sailor Mercury, her Extreme Green Skipper into Sailor Neptune,
her Perfect Pink Teresa into Rini and all the rest of her barbie dolls
you give the "Meatball head treatment".
You try to use your umbrella
to hypnotize people.
You watch one of those old-time
western movies and whenever you see a belle dressed in yellow, you scream
"AAAHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S BIRDIE!!!!!! HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!".
You buy red contact lenses and
wear them around, even though everyone thinks you're posessed (which Rini
After bumping into Mara once,
you look all around in case of seeing her again.
You recognize Mara though you've
never seen her.... ;)
On Halloween you put on a tutu
and bodysuit and do up your hair like Catsy.
When people ask if you're a
ballerina, you glare, squirt water at them, and jump away.
You're going to shout mercury
ice storm blast during the next blizzard.
You refuse to say anything the
scouts haven't said.
Your locker is referred to as
'the sailor moon shrine.'
You've changed the song "My
Favorite things" to
Sailor Moon's fuku
And moon people's hair-do's,
Nega moon sisters
Who wear huge tutus
Sailor Moon's sceptre and charachter
These are a few of my favorite
You got mad when the moonlight
knight left because now there is only ONE Darien.
You dress, talk, walk and look
like Serena, down to you uniform for school. Now you are working on the
Sailor Moon part.
You start going out with a guy
and accidently call him Darien.
On Holloween you and your boyfriend
dress up as Serena and Darien or Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask or Princess
Serena and Prince Darien or all three (by transformation).
You fantasize about being the
"New Generation Sailor Moon" and believe it is true. When you try to transform...
You can think up YKYWTMSMW while
your in History, Mythology and Chemistry but you can't do it while your
at home staring at your computer trying to think up ones.
Everything you own has a Sailor
Moon related nickname.
You loose sleep over wheather
you should dye your hair blue or blond.
You conduct studies to see what
happens to moonies when deprived of Sailor Moon paraphenilia.
You send so many idea's to Mara
that she await's your e-mail every week at the same time/day.
You think the DIC dubbers are
from the Negaverse because they won't show the S series.
You take it personally when
your sister thinks she knows more about Sailor Moon than you when she has
only watched one episode and she said she hated it.
You take it personally when
you aren't accepted into a Sailor Moon fan club.
You take it personally when
your Sailor Moon page didn't win an award.
You make these up from personal
You were dissappointed when
you saw "Mercury rising" because it had nothing to do with sailor mercury
getting more powerful.
Sailor Moon is consuming your
You don't have anything that
doesn't have anything to do with Sailor Moon.
You've renamed your 'Microsoft
Word' to 'Sailor Moon Says'!
The Papa John's you work at
won't let you NEAR the small pans ever since you found out that they make
EXCELLENT Moon Discuses...
Several of the co-workers at
your job are now moonies just from hearing you talk about the show, even
though not a single one of them has ever seen an episode!
On Halloween you lend out your
sailor senshi costumes to all the little kids in the neighborhood, then
dress up as Tuxedo Mask & take them out trick-or-treating.
The parents actually ask you
to do it again next year, too!
You cried uncontrollably for
hours after Serena and Darien broke up but didn't even almost cry when
you saw 'Titanic'.
You were suspended from school
for wearing a sailor scout uniform.
You did it again when you came
You carry a bottle of bubbles
with you everywhere you go, just in case...
Everytime you see a cute guy
there always seem to be bubbles and flowers behind his head.
You dressed up as a scout for
Halloween and several months later you're still thinking of ways to improve
Your MOM is doing something
. . . and is reminded of Tuxedo Mask.
You begin to think after a while,
"So what if Alan is an alien.......he's still a hunkmeister!"
You went into complete shock
when Cartoon Network delayed showing the final episodes of Season R.
While watching the Sound of
Music you start singing "Doe, a dear a female dear, Raye, the sailor scout
While your reading your science
book you come across a sentence that mentions how the moon hasn't changed
drastically in three billion years, and you flip out and start screaming
"No!!No! The rise and fall of the Silver Millenium was a MAJOR change,
and that was only a thousand years ago!
You start reading a chapter
in one of your textbooks for homework but suddenly your thoughts turn to
Sailor Moon, and when you snap out of the day dream and glance up at the
clock you find it has been four hours since you first opened your book
and you haven't read more than three words.
You never can finish your homework
because whenever you get started a brillant YKYWTMSMW comes to you out
of the blue.
Any word starting with the letters
SM remind you of Sailor Moon. Actually, now that you think about it, All
words remind you of Sailor Moon.
Thanks to your Sailor Moon obsession,
your three year old sister can recite the names of all nine planets.
You Sailor Moon obsession saved
you from failing a test on the planets.
You can't go a entire minute
without mentioning Sailor Moon.
You voted for Serena to be on
the cover of "teen" magazine this month, and freaked when you found out
she was in the lead so far. (Click here to vote, everybody!!!)
You look on FMC to find Sailor
While watching 'The Wizard of
Oz' you change the words of 'The Lollypop kids' song to:
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans,
The Sailor Moon fans.
And in the name of
The Sailor Moon fans,
We wish to welcome to Moonie
You never cry during any movies,
only during episodes of Sailor Moon.
You read an abduction story
about your fav senshi and instead of getting angry enjoy it cause she gets
even at the end.
Mara get a flu, you think Emerald
put a spell on her.
You've finally figured it out...
No. Not how to put your hair up like Serena's... How to put it up like
Chibi-chibi. Someone do this and I will post your picture here!!! :)
Your moonie friend is the only
person who will talk to you anymore.
You wonder if there can POSSIBLY
be anymore ykywtmsmw's out there. You decide to consult your Luna Ball.
You call up pyschic networks
and ask if you're a Sailor Scout.
When they say no, you write
the whole thing off as bogus and call another hotline.
Using posterboard and paper
mache, you create a Gate of Time on your bedroom door. Now if only you
had the slightest idea how to make a Time Staff....
You got your boyfriend to make
the Time Staff in woodshop. Now if you only knew how to detach the Garnet
Orb from your heart crystal...
Your Cultural Geography teacher
is impressed with the amount of Japanese language and culture you've learned
from watching Sailor Moon and/or reading about it on the net.
You voted more than ten times
for Serena to be on the cover of "Teen" magazine.
You get upset because when you
get your Sailor Moon Bubble Bath with real doll hair, you realize her hair
isn't HALF as long as it should be.
You can't bring yourself to
destroy even one of the Sailor Moon sites you bookmarked.
You never met Mara so you sit
in front of your fireplace trying to get a reading on what she looks like.
(If you e-mail me, I'll give you something better than a reading... a jpg
Your little sister get's mad
at you for running the ink out of her highlighter, which you borrowed to
mark off all the things on this list you've done or thought of doing.
You start crying when Mara has
updated her page and your jokes haven't been added.
You drop your friend since pre-school
because she said one bad thing about Sailor Moon.
You refused to come on to Mara's
site at first thinking it was a anti-moonie page. (Everyone knows you can't
ever watch too much Sailor Moon).
You tape a banana to a pencil
and shout Moon Healing Activation! (haha, I'd like to see someone try...)
You throw around CDs while shouting
Jupiter Thunderclap Zap!
While sitting in Mythology lecture
the professor says "Artemis" and you start to giggle uncontrollably.
Your day isn't complete without
mentioning Sailor Moon AT LEAST 15 times.
You make people say "kitty stalks
in moonlight" password before you will let them into your room.
Every other guy you see on the
street looks like Darien.
You are perfectly happy sitting
inside on a beautiful day, watching Sailor Moon episodes you taped 6 months
You stand up in the middle of
class and for no reason at all, yell "Zoy!", then sit down like nothing
You force your non-Moonie friends
to tape the new 17 episodes, since you don't have the Cartoon Network.
They NEVER say no, in fear that you'll start talking about Sailor Moon
The Sailor Moon bag you've had
since you were 14 is now in a state of disrepair, being taped together
countless times, but you just don't have the heart to discard of Sailor
Moon stuff, no matter how shabby!
You are taking bets on when
Mara begins the sixth page.
You *know* you're a sailor senshi.
. . it's just you don't know your transformation phrase.
You and your fiancee plan to
dress as Princess Serenity and Prince Endimon for your wedding.
You cut your barbie's hair to
make her Lita and you don't care if you mess up cuz you can alwayz make
When the antenna on someone's
car goes up, you put your head in front of the antenna and shout "JUPITER
When you get a bad grade on
your test, you go up to the teacher with your carved pencil/pen-wand and
shout "IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL PUNISH YOU!!!"
You are asked what do you want
for x-mas and you produce a list of Sailor Moon items and include the stores
names and web address where they can be found.
You get angry when people try
to tell you that Sailor Moon is "only a cartoon character!"
You can't find Lita's exact
earings, so you have several sets of 'compromise' earrings- one for each
day of the week!
You know how to say "Crescent
Moon" in 13 different languages, including three you made up.
You think Serens knows by experience
how many licks it takes to get to the senter of a tootsie roll pop.
You always fail your astronomy
tests because you can never remember the ninth planet. There's Mercury,
Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Pluto, Neptune, Uranus, and Saturn. And the moon,
of course, but that's not a planet. Darnit, that's only eight!
Your friends don't play chess
with you anymore because you only let them use pawns and you get to use
the full set.
You search the stores for extra
sticky chewy caramel bubble gum.
You paint a basketball to look
like ChibiUsa's Luna-P, then go around throwing it at people.
You are determined to get your
hair up like Chibichibi's, so you dye it magenta/red, stick wires in your
hair, and use tons of tape, glue, and string to get it up. When you do...it's
time for bed...so you have to take it down, or it'll get ruined...
You wonder is Pikachu (from
Pokemon) is Sailor Jupiters pet...
You order bunny address labels
with the name "Usagi Tsukino" on them istead of your name.
You think "Usagi Tsuinko" IS
You teach your little cousin
to call you 'Serena'.
You look at the moon through
a telescope hoping to see Crystal Tokyo!
You call your Cousin Meatball
Head all the time, and then one day you see her with the Meatballs and
you then say "Donut Head".
No one in your family touches
the VCR between 3:59 and 4:31 on pain of death.
Your eight year old sister gets
bored because you and HER friend are talking non stop Sailor Moon.
Your eight year old sister demands
that your mother put you on TV restriction so SHE can watch something other
than Sailor Moon.
After that, you call her 'A
little Rini fungus'.
You call your favorite raido
station several times a day requesting that they play the Sailor Moon theme
song and get REALLY mad when they don't.
The crowning achievements of
your 1 year, three month tour in japan aren't all the awards youve recieved,
but your complete collection of Sailor V/Sailor Moon Manga.
After joining the Marines, you
arrange to be stationed in japan, so you can collect Sailor Moon stuff.
The worst part of boot camp
wasn't the isolation, wasn't the hard work, wasn't the drill instructors,
but NO SAILOR MOON!!!!
Mara refers you to a psychiatrist
for your sailor moon addiction.
You can plausibly tie Sailor
moon into any storyline.
Your the only person who actually
WANTED Thanksgiving vacation to end because the last episodes premire Monday
You find yourself talking in
japanese often because of all the subtitled episodes you watched.
You're in drama class at school
and whenver you have to do a crying scene, you think "a crystal clear destiny."
Naoko Takeuchi personally calls
you up and tells you you have been watching too much sailor moon.
While playing PokEmon, you name
all your PokEmon after Sailor Moon Characters. (Hmmm, Let's see..... Vulpix
would be Sailor Mars, Lapras would be Sailor Mercury, ButterFree - Sailor
Venus, Clefairy - Sailor Moon, hmmmm any more. OH Yea Pikachu would be
Sailor Jupiter, Of Course)
You nearly go crazy because
your College Dosen't have the Cartoon network on their cable subsciption.
(Be Thankful for VCR's at home and that you brout your Sailor Moon Tapes.)
The night before the new episodes
you can't sleep.
You got a 15 on you last algebra
quiz and cheer because you've finally beaten Serena's score of 30.
You've done the above, but you
You freak out because there
is a crescent moon button on all of the school's new computers.
While watching "Village of the
Damned", every time they say the name 'Mara', you automatically add 'Jade'.
In basketball, you mess up the
opposing team's foul shots by yelling "ZOY!" at the top of you lungs from
You and a moonie friend are
sitting in a public place (like the mall) discussing what additions could
be made to this YKYWTMSMW list, and people walking by either give you strange
looks or offer some suggestions.
You've sent in so many YKYWTMSMW's
that email@example.com is now in your address book.
The owner of your local Sailor
Moon supplier knows you on sight for your tendancy to walk in and buy $50
of Sailor Moon stuff.
You notice that in the episode
"Time Bomb" when Serena's on the bus yelling at the driver to hurry up,
the girl sitting to Serena's right has long blond hair and a bow...LOOK!
You comepare the Power Puff
girls to the Sailor Scouts.
You have a picture of you dressed
up as Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask... On your driver's licence!
You own a few dozen Sailor Moon
t-shirts... And don't wear them, 'cause they're on display.
You could have sworn (for the
millionth time) that the girl in your calculus class with the exact same
haircut, right size build, everything, was Ami.
You attend SM Annonymous meetings.
You can picture anyone you see
with anime features --Huge eyes, pointy nose, weird-shaped bangs and all.
You draw them like you see them
(for you see anime as reality), and you get good buisness.
It's driving you crazy that
you can't remember the name of the Negaverse monster in that tried to turn
Amy against her friends.
You loose sleep over the above.
Walking through the library
one day, you see someone with a Sailor Moon keychain on their backpack,
and you immediantely strike up a conversation with them.
You were in an airport, just
minding your own buisness, when a lady carrying a Sailor Moon suitcase
walks by. You attempt to ask her and her 6-year-old daughter where they
got it, but they called Airport security before you could (this has happened
to you more than once).
You want, more than anything,
for Sailor Moon to have crossovers with other shows. (Hey it worked for
X-Men and Star Trek). How would that work? I am Serena of Borg...
The highlight of your life is
when you discovered you share a birthday with a Sailor Moon character.
You carry the Silver Crystal
with you wherever you go...just in case.
You think your cats gets mad
at you for 'playing' with your crescent moon wand.
You rode your bike all the way
to the mall in the pouring rain to buy the Luna and Artemis plush dolls.
You pit Pokémon against
Sailor Senshi and try to figure out which one would win.
When you see a rose hit the
ground in "Pokemon", you expect it to be Tuxedo Mask.
Your mother has developed a
twitch whenever you sing the Sailor Moon theme song (which is once every
You actually ENJOY Tuxedo Masks
Your mother talks about getting
rid of Cartoon Network, so you hyperventalate and fall to the floor (and
you're not faking it).
You spend hours trying to imitate
Emerald's laugh, but you stop when you realize that Mara will never post
anymore of your YKYWTMSMWs if you continue this!!!!
Yu're scheduled to get your
driver's license at 3:45 pm, but skip it so you won't miss a second of
You have debates with your moonie
friends over the philosophies of the time shift, or the time/space continuum.
When your mom told you it was
a day of history (referring to the impeachment of President Clinton!!!
:) ), you think DiC's finally decided to dub the remaining episodes, and
when your grandchildren ask you about the impeachement of Clinton, you
stare blankly at them and ask "Oh, he was impeached?"
YOU DID IT!!! After what seemed
like forever in studying genotype and phenotype, you actually have a LOGICAL
explaination on how a blonde haired woman and a black haired man can have
a pink haired child!
You have converted you teachers
into moonies, and now they excuse you from not doing your homework because
you were working on your fanfic.
You cried yourself to sleep
when your dad taped over a whole WEEK of Sailor Moon.
You create alternate lyrics
to Rudolph: "You know Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, Venus, Neptune and Pluto,
Saturn and Uranus. But do your recall the most famous solider of all? Sailor
Moon the clutzoid leader, had meatballs for her hair....."
You refuse to use your Bath
and Body Works Moon Dust because you think it is actually the remains of
youmas, droids, etc. that have been moon dusted by Sailor Moon
You run down the street every
afternoon throwing bad test papers at people in hopes of finding Darien
After buying a new Sailor Moon
video tape at the mall, you run up to everyone you see and proudly show
it to them
Your ink cartridge runs out
of ink while printing this list so you write the whole list out by hand.
You try to convince your boyfriend/girlfriend
to change his/her name to Serena/Darien
You buy the Sailor Moon Role
Playing Game and Resource Book, just to get all the info on Sailor Moon,
and the characters names spelt correctly.
You can name every episode they
showed clips from in the last of the 17 new episodes.
You're hoping against hope that
DiC dubbs the 'S' season so you can see the two shadowy Scouts from Serena's
vision...even though you aleady know who they are.
You find out that one of you
high school classmates is named Amy Anderson and you're completely shocked
that she wasn't the class valedictorian or has blue hair.
You get the highest grade in
your class, and the first thing that pops into your head is how proud Ami
would be of you.
You want to be exactly like